Sans AU's On Crack

The Bad Sans part 1

Nightmare: ahhhhhh I can finally keep some Penneys to myself.

Killer,Dust, Horror and Cross: WE SMELL PENNEYS!

Nightmare:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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(As Cross grabs a jug of milk from the fridge and pours a glass of milk when all of a sudden a cow appears in front of him)

(As cross starts to back away taking a sip from his glass of milk Cross Chara appears and says)
Do you know where milk comes from?

Cross:nooooooo?

(Cross Chara: mischievously smiles and says)Cows.

(As Cross Chara says that Cross spits out the milk and drops his glass)

(Me)"And the that's how milk was ruined for Cross"

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Dust: who in the hell but the muffins in the freezer

Nightmare: I did whatcha gonna do about it

(Dust back's away with a scared face and a frown)

Nightmare: That's Right Nothing

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(The bad sans are right outside of the star sans bass waiting for them to get home so they can attack)

(Killer's thoughts: this is boring let spice it up a bit)

Killer:danananana

Nightmare: KILLER WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Killer:its my spouse noise danananana

Horror: danananana

Dust: hehe danananana

All three of them:anananananananananananananananana

Nightmare: SHUT UP

(The Star Sans hear them and start attacking)

All the bad sans - error and cross:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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