Percy: He's a Half-Orc fighter, he has basically no personality.
Fungus Guy: He's a fungus warlock problem player
Bart: His name is too long, he's also a dog wizard with a spoon sword
Aria: She's a Half-Elf rogue, the player didn't know how to play D&D
Jaquis: They're a Bird Robot Bard thing that transforms into a Half-Orc
