The party woke up in a forest with no memory of anything. We were all given turns to do things and the rest of the party used it on stuff that progressed the story, but I, Aria (very creative), tried to roll to remember my backstory but I rolled so bad that I lost memory.
We were walking around the forest when a human guy and an elf guy were fighting. We tried to approach them and another player *cough cough* Fungus Guy *cough cough* decided to attack the guys. Then we defeated the human guy was defeated and the elf guy threw a rock at me and I was at 1 hit point and pretty much everyone decided to follow the elf guy as prisoners.
We were in a carriage thing and I think I convinced the party to emotionally manipulate the guards, though Fungus Guy would rather have decided to burn everything to the ground. We then chose violence and released ourselves, though we were once again caught and escorted to the kinda derivative elf city.
We explored a little and we were forced to stay inside the town. There was an old lady who was odd and beat us up. We then went dungeon crawling and when we ran into some creatures I, who hadn't ever played D&D and didn't know how combat worked, suggested Percy throw me at the creatures. He complied and I think it dealt more damage to me than the monsters.
We defeated the guys and I kept watch through the night and I saw a bunch of beholders in the dungeon. So we naturally ran out of there faster than a baby being punted into the sun. We came up and I think we finally gained freedom. So we explored a few places that weren't at all memorable, mainly because the Dungeon Master was impatient and didn't describe anything about our travel.
Anyways, I had to leave early while the rest of the party wanted to play for 9 hours a session. Apparently they returned to the dungeon in the first elf town and were taken to court. The Fungus Guy must have commit multiple war crimes because he was taken to court and didn't return for the next session.
Also, after I left the party completed the dungeon and I just learned today that Jaquis got a gem sword thing that allowed them to transform into a Half-Orc. Also, if Jaquis rolls a Nat 20 on a roll that creature is instantly murdered. The Dungeon Master literally said, "Don't you dare roll a 20 on this roll, you will ruin this campaign."
Jaquis rolled a 20.
