"Took you long enough" Mozi said as i finally was getting in his car
"Boy you ain't have shit to do all day you can wait" I said mugging him
"I shouldn't feed you shit disrespecting me in my ca"
"Fuck this car" i said snatching my food
"Thank you tho" i said
"Thought so" he said pulling off
"Don't b on no other shit either when i come over there"
"Folks just shut up" he said turning his music up
"You rude as fuck if now if i spill some polynesian sauce in this chair then what" i said getting my sandwich
"You gon lick it out the seat then walk that's what"
"And you not dumb enough to spill nun in my white seats"
"Im dumb as fuck actually" i said
"Yeah ight"
"And why you wear that to school like these schools letting yall do anything on king dave"
"What's wrong with it?"
"Shit to short and tight what school do that"
"This grown school boy this is college this not no kiddie shit its all grown ups" i said
Pulling outside outside of his house i gathered all my stuff together but i guess i was taking to long cause he came and opened my door
"Oh you being nice?" I asked
"Some like that why you bringing all that you staying with me?" He asked
"Slow your road buddy i was just gon call a Uber whenever we was was done chilling iant wan leave my stuff in the car"
"Nah i can drop you off"
"You wan know where i sleep at so bad"
"Yeah i gotta make sure you ain't on no goofy shit tryn set a nigga up or nun"
"Why would i b wanting to set you up and you wan b my friend make that make sense" i said by now we was at his door he had my bookbag on his bag look like a lil scholar
"You should take me to to the studio one day i got a diss to make" i said
"I got one in my basement"
"That's cool"
"You b listening to my music folks?" He asked as we settled down and began to sit on the couch
"Nah I'm no fan bitch i honestly don't even know who you are"
Am i lying? Maybe a lil
"Damn thats fucked up g" he said acting fake sad
"How everybody don't know everybody"
"Right" he said side eying
"You bowlegged as fuck" i said looking over at them parentheses standing up
"Get off my dick"
Iant on it yet papi chill
"Wrinkled ass dick im good" i said
"Girl you must not know"
"Ion think i wan know honestly"
"Hm"
"Where you from folks?"
"63rd you know my cousin duck n nem?" I asked i was just trolling tho
"Iant gon lie foe nem im bout to step out" he said pointing to the door
"Why you wan end our chilling so fast" i said laughing
"You visit your cousin gravesite lately" he asked
"Um....."
"I'm just fucking with you folks I know you ain't dumb enough to come around me being from 63rd" he said coming over to the couch
"Could've sworn i told you i was dumb as fuck actually"
"Ha"
"Give me some money so i can get a side part bussdown unc" i said holding my hand out
"Better go ask one of your young niggas" he said smacking my hand
"Sike na hm" he said handing me a stack of
"Ou lala" i said waving the stack
"Thanks very much"
"Yeah i be helping out with the homeless n shit here and there try do good for the community"he said laughing
"Stop playing with me old ass belong in the nursing home"
"You really dragging that old shit" he said instantly stopped laughing
Aha not funny nomore
"I see it ain't funny nomore"
"Shut up"
"Iant gon hold iant bout to sit down here im tryn go lay in my bed iant on no other shit either i just don't b ona couch" he said getting up
"Yeah right"
"Nah frl tho my game n shit upstairs and all"
"Ou you gon let me play call of duty" i asked jumping up
"Yeah come on folks"
"See nah you bout to give my controlla up you clicking anything not even playing it right"
"So im killing the people let me be" i said pressing on all the buttons
"Man"
"You so some anyways they killing you ma"
"You keep distracting me hush" i said really tryn focus they was bussing my ass tho
We continued to chill it was honestly cool unc nem actually not bad
