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Heather: remind me why we still have this group chat

Izzy: so we can all keep in touch!

Eva: so we can make fun of the gays.

Gwen: because no one deleted it?

Courtney: so i can remind you that I'm a cit

Heather: all wrong except eva, god i love making fun of the gays.

Alejandro: heather, you are gay mi amiga.

Heather: kys

Courtney: i mean i can see it

Gwen: for realz

Izzy: why is no one online :(

Izzy: @everyone come online or else

Trent: fuck off I'm being gay

Justin: we all are Trent you're not special.

Trent: :(

Harold: since when was Trent gay I thought he was straighter than heathers hair.

Heather: my hair's not naturally straight dweeb, i just straighted the fuck out of it as a teenager

Harold: oh

Trent: i guess i am as straight as heathers hair then 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Courtney: who

Trent: me?

Courtney: asked 🌚🌚

Heather: nobody asked Courtney now be quiet

Izzy: i think we should all get together for like a party or something!

Gwen: a party sounds fun but Izzy's parties sound like running from the police

Heather: yeah

Eva: 🙃

Gwen: actually a party sounds great

Heather: defo

Geoff: did someone say party 🤩🤩

Bridgette: babe. No.

Heather: Why'd I actually forget gidgette was a thing

Gwen: fr

Courtney: ^^

Trent: I'd prefer to go to one of Geoff's parties than Izzy's parties

Noah: another party I'm so excited yay! 😐

Heather: live a little twink

Gwen: BHAHAH TWINK

Noah: the only person here who's a twink is cody

Cody: am not :(

Gwen: noah is the twink

Heather: noah = twink

Courtney: twink = noah

Izzy: noah is twink

Noah: i have a gf remember

Cody: not if i can help it 😏

Heather:🤨

Alejandro: 🤨

Courtney: 🤨

Gwen: 🤨

Trent: 🤨

Justin: 🤨

Izzy: kinky 😛

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