Obaa-Chan VS. Uselessness

The Bell Test

"These little brats!", I cursed out Sasuke and Naruto.

Do you want to know why?

We are currently doing the Bell Test with Kakashi and...and this BRATS won't listen to a word I say!

So I'm pretty much running around, keeping an eye out for Kakashi, to find my two stupid teammates and make them LISTEN!

I should have known, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN! Both boys were stubborn, yet I hoped they would consider my words.

Yesterday, before we all got home, I told them they should eat something for breakfast because Kakashi-Sensei was trolling us.

As expected Sasuke didn't listen, but not even Naruto?!

So I was the only one who had eaten this morning.

The Bell Test pretty much played out like in canon, even if I tried to tell these two idiots that we needed to work together.

But nooooooo!

They had to prove they were better than the other and ignored my wise words.

Since, sadly, I was the weakest of us all.

This sucks!

Even more so this stupid rivalry that Naruto and Sasuke have going on.

Can we not just all hold hands and be friends?

I will turn back old in no time with these two.

These three if we count Kakashi-Sensei too.

He tried to put me into a Genjutsu, however, I knew what he had planned, since he did it with the original Sakura in canon, so I could dispel it fast.

At least, thanks to the perfect Chakra control I inherited from Sakura I could do this.

In all the other things I lacked seriously.

Sakura's body wasn't strong, fast, flexible and endurance was a joke.

How should I be like Mitsuri Kanroji with all these weaknesses?

For the Breathing Style of Love, which was much like Rhythmic Dancing, I needed them.

I seriously had to step up my game or would be really...useless in this world.

That's when I finally found Sasuke.

Buried to his head into the earth, thanks to Kakashi-Sensei's Headhunter-Jutsu.

I crossed my arm and gave him an annoyed look.

"Are you done doing all alone Sasuke? Kakashi-Sensei is way out of our league, we need to work together! And before you say he has only two bells, Kakashi-Sensei intends to drive us apart and look how it is working!"

He sends me an annoyed look too.

"Look Sakura I don't know why you have acted so strange since yesterday, but I will not take any changes here! I need to become a Genin! You wouldn't understand!"

"Uchiha Sasuke, you are Rookie of the Year use your goddamn brain!", I counter. "Did you ever heard of a team with a Jonin and two Genin? No! Because it's always a Jonin with THREE Genin. Kakashi-Sensei wants us to work together, even if it doesn't seem so. A ninja has to see underneath the underneath!"

Unlucky as we are the bell sounds.

The test is over.

I made a facepalm while Sasuke mumbled something about wasting his time talking.

"Hey, Mister I-Can-Do-All-Of-This-Alone? You want me to get you out of the hole or not."

He doesn't give me a verbal answer, yet I take what I get.