Tanjiro
Y/n: Dom or sub?
Tanjiro: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.
Y/n: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes.
Tanjiro: Wow, I've gotta hear this.
Y/n: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share.
Tanjiro: You forgot pride.
Y/n: No, I'm pretty proud of this.
Y/n: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way?
Tanjiro: Wait, what’s the difference?
Y/n: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven... if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.
Y/n: (talking to tanjiro)Pros and cons of dating me.
Y/n: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Y/n: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
Y/n: BE A BETTER PERSON!
Tanjiro: WHY?!
Y/n: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!
Y/n: The stars are so beautiful...
Tanjiro: They're just giant balls of gas.
Y/n: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Tanjiro: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Y/n: Oh...
Zenitsu
Y/n, turning to Zenitsu : Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.
Y/n: I’m doing what I can to jog your memory.
Zenitsu : It’s jogging, I guess. Its tiddies are jiggling a little.
Y/n: Nice.
Y/n: look Zenitsu , I'm not slut shaming you but...
Y/n: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.
Y/n: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?
Zenitsu : What? Like J F K W S Q X-
Y/n: No, like, U R A Q T.
Zenitsu : Awwww!
Zenitsu , trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?
Y/n, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.
Y/n: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!
Zenitsu : In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?
Y/n: I don't know, surprise me!
Inosuke
Y/n: We both look very handsome tonight.
Inosuke : You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Y/n: I couldn't take that chance.
Y/n walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Inosuke , I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.
Inosuke , sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)
Y/n: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Inosuke : I wrote you a poem.
Y/n, already cryinqg: You did?
Y/n, talking about Inosuke : WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.
Y/n: Any idiot would know that.
Inosuke : I knew that!
Y/n: See?
Y/n: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. "I work really hard until my inevitable death" brain. You've got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might.
Inosuke : I LIKE OREOS AND PUSSY-
Nezuko
Y/n: What did you order this morning?
Nezuko : What do you mean?
Y/n: I heard you answer the door, and I sensed food.
Y/n, entering the room: *Sees Nezuko and leaves*
Nezuko , watching Y/n leave: There’s my monthly dose of Y/n…
Y/n: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?
Nezuko : *sighs*
Nezuko : I killed a man.
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Demon slayer x reader scenarios
Fanfictionhey this is my first time writing something like this so yeah It's what the title says :) Y/n will be gender neutral :D I obviously don't own any of the demon slayer characters
