Rabbit Vs Steak

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Mirko the Rabbit Heroine grinned and waved at her adoring fans. 

"We love you Mirko!"

"Marry Me Mirko!"

"Sit on me!"

"No, ME!"

"Crush my head between your thighs!"

"Sigh my Booklet!"

"Oh my gosh it's Mirko the rabbit Heroine, Ranked Fifth on the Rankings, Quirk Rabbit giving her enhanced strength, Bunny ears, Her white ears and hair might point towards a snow bunny, Does that mean she is more resistant to colder weather? Why name her attacks with an obvious connection to the Moon? Is it perhaps a personal decision, Mutter, Mutter, Mutter"

"Well, It's good to see ya everyone!! But I have places to be and Bad guys to Beat!" Mirko turned around and jumped through the city. Looking up she noticed that the sun was setting in the distance and yawned. 

She paused on a rooftop and stretched. 

Musing, she realized she hadn't been home or slept in nearly two days. No wonder I did so badly against that Punk! she cursed.

Playing with the idea of just one more patrol she suddenly stopped, looking at the full moon she realized that she hadn't been home in two days! A shiver ran through her spine as she quickly turned in the direction of her home and rushed as fast as her tired body would take her.

"I'm in so much trouble, Ugh" Rumi groaned.

(Later)

"Rumi Usagiyama! You get in here right now!" A deep and furious male voice growled at the woman hiding behind the doorway.

Gulping Rumi opened the door to see the only thing she feared. 

A fuming angry husband.

Lobo was a well-built half-Spanish half-Japanese Six-Foot-Six man, With a sharp gaze that could cut through butter, His piercing Red and black eyes were quite frightening and the very thing that drew Rumi to him in the first place.

But what was easily more eye-catching was his Quirk. 

Wolf, A mutant-type quirk that gave Lobo the characteristics of a Wolf just like Rumi's own Rabbit. Sharp Teeth, A bushy gray tail, Wolf Ears on top of his head, And strength easily able to combat her own. Sharp claws and the tendency to howl on a full moon completed the picture.

And right now all of the Six foot mountain of Muscle was glaring at the Rabbit hero like a wolf would a rabbit in the wild.

But one thing made it slightly less scary. 

The Bright Yellow and Green Apron embroidered with the words "I'm furry and I know it,".

"He-Hey Dear, he, Eh, I'm Home?" Rumi chuckled awkwardly. 

Lobo stared at her and walked towards her slowly. Rumi edged out of the way as Lobo closed the door behind her and pointed towards the kitchen.

"Eat," He ordered.

Rumi shivered and rubbed her thighs together but listened and rushed over.

And low and behold a beautiful meal sat there, Organic pastured raised Beef and a homegrown salad with a mouthwatering sauce drizzled over it.

"What! Meat! But I don't wanna!" Rumi whined immediately.

"You need a balanced diet Rumi! A Pro Heroine can't be running around without a Healthy dose of Protein and meat in your body!" Lobo sighed shaking his head

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"You need a balanced diet Rumi! A Pro Heroine can't be running around without a Healthy dose of Protein and meat in your body!" Lobo sighed shaking his head.

"I'm A Rabbit! I don't need meat! You don't feed Rabbit's Meat do you?" Rumi shot back.

"Well I seem to remember you choking on a piece of meat during our anniversary last week," Rumi blushed at that and smiled with glee at the memory, "And besides you are a Human first Rabbit second, You need Meat in your body to be able to function properly!" Lobo pointed at the meat. "Now Eat!! Or no Scratches for you tonight," 

Rumi gasped at the injustice but ate her meal with a huff. Lobo smiled and went towards the loungeroom to keep cleaning. 

"Hey, where's your food? Don't you have any?" Rumi grumbled. 

"Of course I did, But you weren't here on time so you get to eat dinner alone," Lobo responded as he picked up Rumi's hero outfit. "And get changed in our room! We have a closet for a reason Rumi," Lobo sighed.

"What? You know you like me walking around in my birthday suit," Rumi giggled at Lobo's tail that wagged in reverse.

"Tsk, That's no excuse, And tomorrow the Wild Wild Pussycats are coming over for dinner, So you better be here or so help me I'll get you myself!" Lobo reprimanded. 

"Really? That's Tomorrow?" Rumi gasped as she gulped up the last of her husband's extraordinary food.

"No it was last week, Of course, it's tomorrow honey," Lobo groaned.

"You know Dear, I know you're all wound up and it's a full moon tonight, should I dress up as a Cop again? Or maybe we'll be playing Heroes and Villains again?" Rumi purred rubbing herself up against Lobo.

Lobo groaned and nearly pounced on his wife right then and there, But he had a job to do. Get his wife clean and ready the house for tomorrow. So sighing and promising a release to himself tomorrow he bonked his wife on the head, "No Horny", and waved her off to bed.

Watching his wife shake her hips with more flair than needed he shook his head and laughed to himself. "Honestly it's like she keeps a separate battery just for making out instead of hero work, That sly vixen," Lobo smiled to himself.

Perhaps tomorrow wouldn't be that bad? 

With practiced ease, he chopped the Lamb and smiled.

Ignoring the two Sickles hanging over the fireplace, And reflected on the tattoo over his back.

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