Uwu (wattpad images are fucking my asshole with a hard, dry, GIANT FUCKING brick till it becomes a raw material of red, bloody flesh right now and I just now noticed it mad face) aka: I had to update because images looked weird and were covering the texts/and or far as hell away from them SOBSBBSSS 😰😰😨😰😨😰😨😰😨😰😨😰😨😱😱😭😭
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We start here: a beautiful, glistening in sun rays shining through the fluffy clouds, rainbow-like sunny day!!!!!!! 😍 HUBBA HUBBA, indeed. It makes me feel the third degree burns slowly consuming the flesh of my back, covering it in some REAL popable motherfucking bubbles. Life at its finest, am I right bitches?
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Today, this SUNNY-ASS-SWEATY-BITCH-ASS-MORNING, is DisCock's birthdayyyyy!!!!! :) so happy happee hap hap heeppeeeee time! YAYYAYAYAYAY!!!
And, since it's DisCock's birthday, YouTub has decided to be less of a prissy-little-bitch and is making a whole fucking diabetes inducing cake of frosty fucking goodness!! (Insert face of excruciatingly in pain and shock).
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Wowza!! See! Look at him go go gadget go! What a productive little guy. He's such an epic, talented, caring, sweet little man!! :) I sure hope his husbando, DisCOCK, is just as-
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Look at this little guy waiting - such a patient little guy :) his love for his GROSSLY UNBATHED hubby-wubby is sooth. <3 💖❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💞💕💗💓💝 (also don't ask why his clothing randomly changed)
Them cakes in da oven are growing as big as his love for his lovey-dovey hubby-wubby! 🤪🥺😍 #gay #wholesome #ishitmypanties #whatiswrongwithme #ismellhoneyrightnowBig fucking time skip bcuz am too lazy
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WOWEE!!! 🐛
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——Lookz like da caek is dun-dun-doneeee!!!! :3 epic!! Letz watch YouBOob gift it to bae, DisCOCK!!!! <3 💓💗
In next chapter that is :p (TO BE CONTINUEEEEDDDD).
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YouTub x DisCOCK
RomanceUh oh 😱😱 gay? Yes. Gross kinky shit? Probably not! 🧚♀️ #fairy #penis #ERMMM (I don't fucking know) All art in this is mine :3