My Life As The Dirty Nurse

The Morninig After

So its the next day . Yes Mondays suck monkey balls (which doesn't sound that bad) but work was OK. I got out at 3:30 today so I just chilled out watching netflix eating old French fries. I was thinking about tiny dick (aka Tyler). Anyways I am like super bored and about to order pizza so hope tiny dick doesn't come.

Tiny dick came over and asked if I could blow him so I put hot sauce in my mouth and did the deed but it wasn't exciting for him but the hot sauce in my mouth just turned me on so much. That is when he said he was done so I made him go down on me. He has a tiny penis but a perfect tounge. It felt like heaven in my vagina.

As he's leaving he says " where's my tip". So I decided to say "it was in my mouth for a pitiful 45 seconds". At that point he just walked out my house discussed.

I miss just eating pizza alone the kids are going to be back in 2 weeks so no more pizza sex.

Tuesday-
The only thing I did today worth mentioning is that I went to the store and bought a lot of porn. Its going to be a fun night. *Puts pizza sauce on a dildo*.