Percy about Helios: the things that guy had seen he could write a book
Helios: why bother? You're already doing so heck u wrote 8!
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Percy: probably a good thing no one made me a god
Me: They tried
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Percy about Helios: he really should write a book
Helios: Nope that's your job
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Percy: Helios called the sun chariot his 'chick magnet'
Me: guess that's were Apollo got it from just like his predecessor
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Percy: Helios whined he did not wanna get involved in any godly disagreements he did not get paid enough for that
Me : you'd know all about that wouldn't ya perce? Also does he even get paid?
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Percy: Zeus got his main messenger a god named Hermes
Me : wow Zeus just dissed his son like that