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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.

Do you have a band-aid? I cut myself falling for you.

You must be tired, since you've been running through my mind. 

You wanna know what the best thing is in my life? It's the first word of this sentence. @xEAONDx

You must be a keyboard because your just my type. @xEAONDx

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. @xEAONDx 

I might as well call you google cause you have everything I'm looking for.

I think I might be diagnosed with OCD, your just so perfect.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? @xEAONDx

Am I dead, cause this has to heaven. @xEAONDx


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