Aries: Their sibling made them
Gemini: Because they see everything on every social network
Taurus: Believes in zodiac signs
Cancer: Distraction from ex
Leo: Really bored
Virgo: Just randomly found it
Libra: Their friend is a Taurus and made them read it
Scorpio: Why ARE you reading this???
Sagittarius: Cause the can
Capricorn: ...
Aquarius: Thinks zodiac signs are bae
Pisces: Wants to see if their crush and them are compatible