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WARNINGS: feminisation// tentacles// large insertions// spitting// mentions of deepthroating// degradation// gross and perv jisung// mentions of pet play// thigh riding//
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A= Aftercare (what they're like after sex)
Han's pretty disgusting so he usually just falls asleep a sweaty sticky mess. Although when he's knocked out you clean him up anyways.
B= Body Part (their body part of theirs and also their partners)
His favourite part of him: his cheeks. You love them too, the way he stores food in them, the way they are all puffy once he's just woken up and the way the puff up when sucking you off or when his mouth is full of your cum.
His favourite part of you: your thighs. He loves how big they are and how they double in size when you sit. He also lives riding them and cumming on them.
C= Cum (anything to do with cum basically)
As I said he's gross so ofc he loves cum. He doesn't care where you want to cum he'll gladly accept it with a smile on his face.
D= Dirty Secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He watched you jerk off once and played with himself in the mean time. He didn't mean to catch you in the act but he did and he couldn't find himself to stop watching. He had the door cracked open whilst he listened to your groans and growls, cumming when you came with a hand over his mouth.
E= Experience (how experienced are they, do they know what their doing?)
He wasn't all that experienced until he started dating you. He only knows what and how to do things because of what you taught him
F= Favourite Position (this goes without saying)
He loves trying different positions with you but mating press is his favourite. He loves how deep your reach inside of him.
G= Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they more humorous?etc.)
Yeah he loves goofing around...it's han what do you expect? He'd probably tell very sexual jokes that are just not funny at all but he's be laughing so hard at himself whilst you sit there in disappointment.
H= Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? Etc.)
He's pretty hairy except from his butt. He doesn't trim up either, it can either be a bush down there or short-ish hair.
I= Intamacy (how are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)
He likes to cling onto you and claw marks all down your back. He'd also bite marks deep into your shoulder when he feels too good.
J= Jack off (masterbation headcanon)
He jacks off quite alot. He'll just sit in his room or find a private area and quickly get himself off.
K= Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Size kink: he likes if your bigger than him, towering over him completely. He also likes using big toys inside of him cause he loves the stretch.
Spit: he likes when you spit in his mouth since it feels like a big act of dominance on your end. He also likes being spat on and called a filthy slut.
L= Location (favourite places to do the do)
Prefers the bedroom but he doesn't mind other places as long as it's in the house. He likes being fucked on the couch alot aswell.
M= Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
When you display your dominace, wether you mean it in a sexuak manner or not, he loves when you show who he belongs to or put him in his place.
N= No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)
Not much kinks he'd say no too but ig scat would be a massive nope...he's gross but not that gross. Not a big fan of feet either.
O= Oral (preferences in giving or receiving, skills, etc.)
Not very good a sucking you off but he'll definitely try. He prefers you eating him out since his skills aren't really that good. He gagged and sputtered when he attempted to take your cock down his throat.
P= Pace (are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc.)
He likes it fast and rough. He likes when you treat him like a slut. Manhandling him and pounding him so good.
Q= Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often? Etc.)
He doesn't mind quickies but prefers to go longer with you. Although since he doesn't last long quickies are easy to do.
R= Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? Etc.)
He loves to take risks and experiment lots of kinks with you. He doesn't care how hard the kinks may be he's always game to try.
S= Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)
He doesn't have much stamina he can only really go like 1 round and then he's passed out asleep. He also doesn't last long either so by the time you cum for the first time he's probably came like 3 times.
T= Toys (do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partners or themselves?)
Lots of big dildos cause he's a size queen. Collars, leashes, ropes, vibrators, plugs he has alot.
U= Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He doesn't tease but he does act up, he won't be touchy feely with you or whispering dirty things to you but if you give an order then he may or may not talk back or not do as he's told.
V= Volume ( how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He's loud, screams, wailing, crying, moaning and whimpering he's also super whiny. He makes gorgeous noises. Cutest little mewls and whimpers.
W= Wildcard (a random headcanon for the character)
You had come to find out after coming across his search history his love for hentai tentacle porn, so you decided to buy him a tentacle dildo. Not too big since it was his first time using something that big so you bought him a smaller one. And my god did he love it, he was such a mess as you helped him fuck himself onto it.
X= X-ray (what's going on under those clothes)
Have you seen that clip in the studio choom thunderous dance... he's big but useless. Like monster cock kinda big but he can't use it.
Y= Yearning (how high is their sex drive)
Honestly he brings tour sex drive high, his isn't all that high but his babygirl behaviour just makes you want to ruin him 24/7.
Z= Zzz (how quickly do they fall asleep afterwards)
Yeah he's knocked out the minute you guys finish. He gets so weak and his energy is running low and he just passes out after.
