It opens on a man named Sam walking down the streets of New York as he approached a large building and entered, where he took the elevator up towards the top floor as he walked out and into an office. It was an assassination company and the man was the boss of the company as there were other employees there as they waited in a conference room.
Sam:Alright guys we need to think of a way to get business up and running so anyone got any ideas
The first person to speak up was a woman named Maya.
Maya:Oh how about a car wash? We wash there and we then offer them our assassination service to them
Sam:That's not gonna work because no body wants a car wash from a group of strangers while they can go to a mechanical one. Plus we can't afford any build borders, mostly because everyone keeps hogging up the free build bord spots. We could make a commercial and have it run on TV, but we can't risk the cops finding out about us. So maybe we should start taking hits from demons.
Then one if the guys there named Bill spoke.
Bill:Sir I don't think we can do that because they might be undercover cops
Then another guy named David said.
David:That's not how it works, they send undercover cops to a criminal organization, drug deal, ect if they know about it and so far the cops haven't caught on yet
Bill:how do you know?
David:Uh...I was a cop before
Bill:Oh right...
Then the boss' adopted daughter named Tyla spoke.
Tyla:why don't we just do the demon thing that way we can have business up and running again
Then the boss' adopted son named Toby spoke.
Toby:Yeah might as well, better than having to sit around all day doing nothing
Sam:Alright we'll stick with the demons, luckily I got the book *he said as he held up a book that was mostly blue with a gold trim* So with this book we can go to the demon world and then go to where they live and take them out, simple right?
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Then the phone ringed at Tyla answered it.
Tyla:Dad that white bird demon lady is on the phone says it's urgent and wants to take to you, she sounds kinda needy.
Sam:Oh come on it was one time! If I hadn't slept with that harpy none of us would have access to the demon world
Bill:...you what?
The scene cuts to a flashback where a white bird demon lady was sleeping naked in bed. She was laying there sleeping peacefully and there are feathers everywhere. Sam walks away quietly with the grimoire in hand.
Sam: *to himself* Got the booook, got the booook! Got this fuckin book!
Sam reaches the balcony and lays the grimoire on the ledge. Grunting, he attempts to step up on the ledge using the grimoire. Instead, his weight sends him and the grimoire falling forward off of the balcony.
Sam: Oh- Oh, SHIT!!
Sam lands on the cake that the husband of the bird lady and his friends are having, splattering pieces of it all over them.
Sam: Oof! *to the husband* Sorry, I fucked your wife.
The scene cuts back to the conference room
Tyla: DAD!
Sam: I HEARD YOU ALREA--!
The scene cuts to Sam in his office, talking with the woman.
Sam: Sooooo, what can I do you for this time, Stella?
Stella is shown talking on his phone from a fancy mansion.
Stella:Well darling I need someone taken care in the human world. He's trying to convince people global warming exists!
Sam: Doesn't it?
Stella: Well... yes. But, more people die if nothing is done about it. And it gets lonely here~. You know what happens when I'm lonely, Sammy?~
Sam pulls his phone away and talks to himself.
Sam: *under his breath* Oh God please don't say it...
Stella: When I'm lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that fat *bleeped* of yours... *bleeped* your *bleeped* and lick all of your *bleeped*, before taking out your (bleeped), and sticking it in my wet *bleeped* until I'm screaming *bleeped* like a FUCKING baby--!
Sam then hung up the phone before smashing it and then putting it in a blender and blend it up before then putting it in a zip lock bag and giving it to his kids.
Sam:Take this and buried it somewhere far from here, and you know that guy that brings his dog around here?
Both:Yeah?
Sam:Kill him
Sam then reentered the conference room with the other employees.
Sam:Ok so it's official we're gonna go into the demon world and offering the demons there, luckily I got the book for a whole year before I have to give it back. So let's get to it we have a lot of work to do
