Unexpected Guest (Fandom Crossover)

Holy sh- OW!

(T is translation)

We all walk outside and I sigh.

"I really hope I leave soon." I say.

"Rude." Cuphead says in a offended tone.

"Yea yea." I said.

I just look at them all and starts having to tilt my head down from going to my max height. They all look at me in utter disbelief.

"H̷̡̟͎̞̖̟͚̹́͐̓́̓a̶͙̗͕̩̖͎͖̒́̄̆̃̆̕͜.̴̡̧̛̮͈̘͌̈́́̽" I said.

(T: Ha.

"Ò̴̜͖̱͍h̶̨̠̙̳͑̈͊ ̶̨̩͂y̵̜̰͘ȇ̶͕̆à̸͕̙̔̇͒,̴̜̯̉͆̂ ̵͍͂͝Ḭ̷̪̥̃ ̷̙̲̊͆͘ͅḟ̴̨̢̺̬̈́ö̸͎̯̔r̸͎̯̈́̇̔̕g̵̨͆o̸͑̈͜t̵̛̛̫̀ ̷̝̤͒̀͂͝t̴̰͖̪͖̋͝o̷͈͎͓̅͜ ̶͚̊m̴̨̿ě̷̗̜͉͕̈n̵̨̙͙͐t̶͙̃ī̶̛̯̟̝̜̂͝o̸̦͂͌͝n̵̢̘̣̓.̸͎͍̓̆̄͝ͅ ̸̡͙̖̐́M̵̭͛̓y̵͓̤͎͌̓̄ ̷̡̣̺̭̊v̷̧̥͉̝̕͝o̶̳̓i̶̗̳̒̐̕͜c̵̼̳̾̇̋͠e̶̖͍͑̆ͅ ̷̨̯̃͊͆g̴̨̧̥͎͠e̷͕̎̔͐̀t̵̡̯͎̼̎s̸̱̈́̿͝ ̴̖͙̄ṛ̴̊̈́ͅé̶̮̙̺̋a̷̘̞̜̙̔̍̊̈l̵͕̙̓ĺ̶̡̮y̷̥̬̍ ̴̭̭̣̲̍g̸̨̗̋l̵̗̮̈́̋ḭ̴̏̉͘͝t̸̖̘͎̠͊̎̄̽c̸̫̬̬̅͒͆h̵̤̥̉͗͝͝y ̵͚̪̖̑̒̈́t̷̠̿̾͊h̸̭̦̺̐̇̇̓ͅe̶̗̫̽ͅ ̴̝͚̒͘ẗ̸̬̠́͛̍a̸̻̍͗l̵̘̇͑̏l̸̙̤̫͂̓͘e̸̫̓r̸̛̠̫̭̅̌͘ ̷̨͓͗̅I̸̦̦͌̅̆ ̴̯͖̻͉̃̎ả̶̖̤͉̌m̷͓̝̙̆̿͝.̶̢̙̄̿"

(T: Oh yea, I forgot to mention. My voice gets really glitchy the taller I am.)

Some looks are of amazement, some are of terror, and some are just don't how to feel.

"W̶̬̺͚̒h̶̛̩̯͎͌a̵̭͒t̸͔̲̓͠ ̵̲͙̲̪͗͛̚s̵̫̝̙͛͗̍̀ọ̵͈͉̊̍̐m̶̬̪̎ȩ̷̱̓̓̏t̶̢̟͎́́͝h̷͙̟̠̱͂i̴̯͂̋n̶̖̰̺̐̿g̸̛̤̞̀̎̔ ̸̘̪̜̽w̷̤͕̎͘r̴͎̜̠̀̏͌ő̷̭̩̣͖̂n̴̛͖̭̯͕͘g̵̥͔̀͋͊ ̶̢͓̆̈́̅̄ẅ̶̹͔́͌̎ḯ̶͉̲ṭ̶̩͇͗̋͂́h̷̗̘͍̎̃͂͜ ̶͑̂͜t̷̜̮̰̩͛̎h̸̨̭̺͖͋̏̓͠i̸͍̲͝ş̶͉͍̱͒͝͠?̶͔̻͆̎̒!̶͚̃̈"

(T: What, something wrong with this?!)

"No no! Nothing!" Mugman says scared.

"Holy sh-OW!" Cuphead said as Dice hit the back of his head.

"What was that for!?" Cuphead yelled.

"No swearing until we get inside." He said. I chuckled a bit. It was a deep and VERY glitch chuckle, everyone looks at me in surprise.

"Ÿ̴̯̫̥̰́͆̃͘ȩ̸̍̇̇̍a̷̞̲̭̥̓ ̷̦͝ỷ̴̯̙̪̙͂̅͘ë̶̩͎́̍͆̽ã̸̹̓͠.̷̤͇͇̑̚ ̷̮̘̖̂̓̒Ḯ̶̮̹̘̝̋̓͘ ̶̨̖̟̀̅k̶̠̝͔̜̀̅ń̵̹̔o̵̢͎̝̾̄̓w̶̩̘͗̆,̴̨͚̖̣̎͝ ̶̧̱̩͕̆̓'̶͎̯͇͈̎I̸̯̤̽̈̉t̵̡̛́͋͝'̸̼̌s̷̤̀̀ ̶̰͂ͅs̵̨͂͜c̵̨̜̞͓̅a̴̢̳͙͆̈́r̶̘͔̭̕y̸̹͖̣͛!̵̱͈͑̊'̶̯̳͑͐ ̵̥̑̍B̶̧̹̤͚̂͋̕u̸̳̘̙͗ͅt̸̟̰̳͐͠ ̸̭͔̩̻̊̾p̷͕̠̜̳̓͘͝l̴̗̼̔͝e̷͈̅͗͝ą̴̰̟̯͊͝͝ş̴̩̋͐͌ë̷͉̈.̸̮͙̍.̷̢̯̰̲̎͛̅.̴̠͆̈́̽̋ ̵̡̛̣̻͙̾̾s̷͔̙̰̜͒͆h̵͈̼̅̾u̷̠͖͒̓́t̷̲̝̩̊̓͠ͅ ̷̢̗͉͈͊u̷̯̠̇̔́̔p̴̠̅̽.̵̡̡̱̄̚"

(T: Yea yea. I know, 'It's scary' but please... shut up.)

"Sorry sorry!" Cuphead said to Dice and me. I went back to my original height.

"That's better. Also I was kidding I can be MUCH taller but it fries my circuits, FAST." I said. Cuphead look at me with the 'PLEASE' look. I rolled my eyes going back to 20 ft. He looked at me to keep going.

"O̶̮̩͝k̵͎̺͛͋̉,̴̣͙̣̥̌̀ ̵̺͊̂b̷̡͔̮͗û̶̹̂̕t̶̬̩̋ ̵̨̧͌͛̍w̷͉̰̪̫͑̐̔̾h̴̜̯̻̓́̎͌ě̸̯̘̭̾̀̐n̶͉͎̒̃ ̷̡̳͕̗͐͌Ĭ̶̼̘̘̇͊̿ ̶͙̼̻̮͠c̵͎̟͍̭͋̎̚r̶̘̲̘̒͂͜u̷̲̓̍s̸̛̟͔̮̑̿h̶͈̣̱̰̋̇ ̸̣̉y̴̗͕̩̔͜͝͠ő̶͈͇̚u̵͔̜͕̟̒͌,̶̣̞̣̦̿̀ ̷̧̗̉̑Î̵̟ ̵̢͇͙͈̀̎ä̴̜̀i̸̗̮̰͠n̷̛̥̫̝͙'̷̳͇͖̾̾̍͠t̵̢͘ ̴͍̞̓̐̓s̶̛̥̗͎̓a̴̧̬̫̝̽ỵ̷̨̡̅͜i̸̪̫̮͈̎n̴̹̘̜̐̈́̈́ͅg̴̫̟͖̜͂̀̐͝ ̷̣̦̝̓͂̈́s̴͍͓̯̝̑̿̆̽o̴̱̔̅́͠r̴̐ͅr̶̬̰̰͌y̵̨͓̍̆́͘.̶̩̔͐̚"

(T: Ok, but when I crush you, I ain't saying sorry.)

I got to 40 ft and cuphead looks like he was going to shit his pants.

"H̴̨̼̯̯͈̳̝̲̖̼̜̃̀̑̓̓͂̽͌̐͑̀̓͌̏̾̈́͝ͅa̶̱̜̹̥̗̠̋̏̾̌̒̄̐̾̽̚p̶̧͎̱̭̦̫̦͔̑̈́̅̊̚͘͝p̵̡̢̩͕̥̘̻̜̳͆̏̅̽̾̈́̕͜͜ý̷̡̢̛̫͔̬͔̩̱̩̳̗̻̥͙̥̯̱͓̅̃̐̄͑́̈́́̿̂͂̍̋͝͠͠ͅ?̶̡̛̻̺̯̺̪̯͕̞̫͚̟͚̝͊̊̾̊̏̽͆͂̎͑̄̽̈́̚ͅ" I asked. He looked terrified when I spoke. Even the Devil was a bit unsettled by it.

(T: Happy?)

"OH GOD, WHAT THE HELL?!" Cuphead yelled. I went to 60 ft.

"Ẅ̸̢̧̛̙̩̯̳̮̲͈̲͕͓͇͍̰̹͙̺̙̱́̄̀̊͘͜h̵̛̠̩̪̣̳̟̥̝̥̪̳͓̹̙̱̜̉̉́͆͗̀̄̂̈́͑́̏̉̊̆̎͊̈́̈́́̅̏̒͋͛̀͆́͘̚͠͝å̶̧̛̬̬͓̭̞͚̖̮̣͓̭̩̭̰̫̮̮̹̫̬̺̲͖̺͔̭͖̻̺͎̝̭̰̗̝͋̎̈́̌͊́̎̈͌̑͒̌̐̈̂̉̈̊̋͒̑̐̈͊̉͐̄̍͜͜͜ṭ̴̨͈̠̖̩͈̤̠͇̹̪̬̺̬̬̪̖̝͎̪̥̗͇͍͍̬̏̔̓͋͜ͅ ̶̨̡̨̧̢͚͍͍̱͕̹̣͍̲̖̬͇̘͖̥̬͎̙̤̠̹̖͕͎͕̪̻͑̒̃̿̈ͅw̴̨̧̡̧̨̢̛̜̥̲̞̥̼͙̬̥̪̞̣̤̦̬͓̩͎͔̬̳̙̯̙̩̹̺̲͇̘͙̼̓͌̏̐̈̔̿̒̿̀̓͐̃̃̊̂͐͆͂̄͆̊͋́́̌̏̋̄͗̌̎́̕͝͠é̴̢̧̡̝͔͚͖̹͈̙̙̱̝̭͙̩͍͓̞̲͕̙̱̙͙̻͉͇̟̗͓̮͚̤̮̣͉͎̈́̊̌̄͗r̷̡̛̜͈̻̯̙̖̩̲͖̲̘͚̜̤͉̱̠̬͓͉̈́̄̄̕ę̵̢̝̬̻͖̘̠̖̹̤̗̝̱̩̰̩̣̼͈͓̺̱͇̞͉̬͇͆̈́̌̓̽́̌̐́̇̎̈́̂̀͒̅̒̒̃͗͂̐̽̕̚͘͜͝ ̴̨̱̗̤̺̙̟̝̔̆̂̈́̿̀̂̂̐̏͒͊͊̓̓̎̈́̽̓͛̄̅͂̍̕͘͝ͅy̷̨̢̢̺̟̝̥͈̖̹͔̼̻̻̖̦̘̙̞̲̘̾̓͑̍̍̓̄̚͝o̴̫̤̹̪̦̲̯̭̥̦͚͈̺͇͖̘͙̣͖̣͕̲̮̱̼̠̎̏̅̅́̆͐̉̈́̊̍̄͛̚͘̚ų̸̛̦͉̝͇̗͕̟̙̺̜̼̥̠̬̘̖͕̲̫̖̙̭̦̟̗̜͔͙̯̈̇̏̈͐͑̂̐͒͌̾̎̍̒͑̑̽̌̾̆̍̊̿̅̃͂̔̄̇̋͌̎͛́͜͝͠͝͝ͅ ̵̩͈̯̞͒̆̈́͝ͅȩ̵͓̜͍͓̝͚̙̻̬̮͎̜̺̖̣͉̰̈͆̈́̄̃͂̅͊̈̍͛̈́̈́̇̔̋͒̏̈́̾̈́̾̓͌͐̊̋̇̂̿̐̒̍͛̿̄͒̚̕x̷̢̧̡̡̡̢̬̲̯̝̥̺͖̹̟̬̜̬̱̝̣̠̳̝̞͔͚̺͓͙̱̦͇̦̲̜̼̪̔̅͛̎̈́̈̈́͊̋̈̎͂͂̈́̎̈́́̓̓̓̿͗̄̏̓̍͘̕͘̕͜͠͝p̶̧̢͙̞̰̯̯̂̎́̊̎͒̐̏͘ͅę̶̼͍̞̼̳̜̜̳̠̝͎̣̱̀̂̅͊̑̉̑̎̾̽̑̚͜͠ç̵̡̟̞͕͙̘̙͙̟͇̦̫̺͖̙͍͔̺̱̏̓̉̄̄̚g̵̟͌̅̑̔̈̍̀̅̎̏̈́̏̈́̍̇͑̈́̔̏̈́̎̇̀͂͊̍̑̿̎̕̚͝ͅť̶̡̨̧̛͉͙͍̝̳͕̻̮̬̻̻̞͓̙̪͚̋͒̑́̋͒̓̂͂̐̀̆̊̀͘͠͝i̸̢̘̪̰̫̭̻̙̙͍͍͍̎̓͊̎̏͋͊͋n̶̛̝̺̟̮̞̬̜̫̭̪̓͛̊͆̾͛͛̔̃͛̊̓̆͌̀̆͌͋̉̉́͌̃͂̚͘͝g̵̛̲̫͈͉̥͔̎̂͂̈́̈̈́̒͒̇̾͆͑̏̓̚̕͝?̷̡̢̘̯͎̼̝͕̳͙̯̹̩̻̤̮͔̘̮̖̠̩̳͔̠̭̻͈̻͙̱͙̂̔̅̓̐̒͂̍͐̃̏̌̓̇͊̽̉̅̉̀͋̎͗̒̏́̒̿̃̇̒̃͗̃̓̋̚͘͜͝"

(T: What were you expecting?)

[UNEDITED]