Trucks

Bette and the Salesman

Meanwhile, a red sedan drives down the open highway. Strangely there's no vehicles on the road. "Hmm. That's weird. There were cars, trucks on the road earlier today." Bette said, reading her newspaper. Bette gasps. "A large UFO discovered orbiting Earth?!?!?!" Bette read. "What's that, sweetcheeks?" Ben the salesman asked, not hearing the article of the newspaper that Bette had read. "Did you not hear me?!?!? A UFO has just been discovered orbiting Earth!!!!!!" Bette said, angrily. "What's that about a UFO?" Ben asked again. "God, you're an idiot."  Bette said "Now who do you think you are callin' me an idiot?" Ben asked. "YOU ARE ONE!!!!!! YOU APPARENTLY DON'T CARE ABOUT A UFO ORBITING OUR PLANET!!!!!!" Bette yelled, angry. Ben then turned on the news, scared and trying to calm her down. "We have just gotten a report saying that trucks are apparently driving themselves and are sentient and homicidal. Trucks are looking for humans and are trying to kill all humans for unknown reasons. We have not gotten proof yet but we believe that the large UFO orbiting Earth currently has something to do with the sentient trucks, and we request that everyone stay off highways, roads, streets, truck stops, and other roads or places for trucks." The news anchor said. "Wow," Bette said, scared "what's going on?". "I'll be," Ben said "must be aliens or somethin'". "Get off the road!" Bette demanded "We almost at our stop," Ben replied "All we need to do is pass that truck stop and we'll be-" Bette then grabbed the steering wheel and the car began weaving until they turned into the truck stop and the car finally stopped. "What the hell's the matter with you, girl?!" Ben asked, funnily angry "Did you hear anything that man said?!"Bette asked, seriously angry. "Did YOU hear anything that man said? He told everyone to not pull into truck stops. Also are you in something?" Ben said. "Oh my... God..." Bette said, annoyed.