Chapter 3

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*Three and Four arguing*
Meggy: what are we going to do about this?

Mario: Let me handle it!

Meggy: what are you going to- *Mario picks them up and throws them into a hotel room, while locking the door with more locks than you can imagine*

Mario: I forced the gay couple to go into the same room!

Everyone except Mario: .... WHAT

*Three and Four on the other side banging on the door*

Four: I DONT WANT TO DIE WITH A HANDSOME IDIOT!!!!

Three: YEA- Wait what?

Four: UhHhHhHh Hansomly stupid! Yeah Yeah... BUT LET US OuTTTttTtTtTT

Three: This calls for bombs! *the door is ineffective*

Four: YOU KNOW ABOUT BOMBS WHY DIDNT IT WORK?!?!?!

Mario: I put bomb liquid on there!

Meggy: Mario? Where did you get that?

Mario: The black market!

Saiko: Why are we surprised? It's Mario. *she says with a sigh*

Four: What are we supposed to do now?-

Three: I FOUND FOOD IN THE FRIDGE

Four: OH MY GODDD *they both fight for food*

*Everyone leaves to there hotel rooms and it's night time everyone is quiet except for bob and mario*

Bob: Chug! Chug! Chug!

Mario: I AM THE WORLD CHAMPION I JUST DRANK 5 GALLONS OF ✨PISS✨ *party music follows*

Three: So who's sleeping on the bed?

Four: We could-

Three: No absolutely no.... Im going to sleep on the floor

Four: Why?

Three: You don't know how many times ive slept on the floor doing war crimes.

Bob: Let's go rob a McDonalds!

Mario: WOOOOO YEAHHH
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Hi everybody! Tune in next time to see Bob and Mario rob a McDonalds!.... Wdym? OH AND tune in for SMG3 and SMG4!

-Monica.... Grace

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