JYP's cool hater club
Old leader
So...
That happenedOur baby
Don't blame it on meOld leader
Oh no we wouldn't but I just wanna talk about itDrama llama
I actually blame it on JeonginOur baby
I hate youGym boy
About what in particularOld leader
What are we gonna do now?
Are we gonna tell them?MinHoe
You wanna tell them out of the blue?
"Hey guys, we're actually stray kids and you were all right about our names, sUrPrIsE!"Drama llama
Nah let's not do it like that
They did their job good thoQuokka
When they had it all right I was like 😮Old leader
What's your suggestion?
Keep lying to them?Drama llama
Idk Chan
This is all so messed up man
Wow that rhymed-Quokka
Chan is a man~
Nvm, no good lyrics comin up rnBrownie boy
Yeah we're not gonna throw it on themOur baby
Yeah fuck that idea
SeenOur baby
Hello?
SeenOur baby
Okay okay wait
Let me do the countdown
5
4
3
2
1.5
1 9/10
1 99/100
1 999/1000
And...
........................................................................................................................................................
1Gym boy
WOAHHDrama llama
HAJIMA HAJIMABrownie boy
JEONGIN??!!Quokka
HOLD UP NOWOld leader
LANGUAGE YOU CHILDMinHoe
WTF IS THIS SHITSavage puppy
WHERE DID THE SUDDEN VIOLENCE COME FROM???Our baby
Ah there it is
The capital letters seaOld leader
I wonder who he learned it
from @ MinHoe 🙄MinHoe
Oh
Good job kid👏🏻Savage puppy
Istg you are brainwashing sometimesMinHoe
Well there's not much to brainwash up there so🤷♂️Savage puppy
Neither is there with your lump of one particular braincellGym boy
Is it still a lump then?Savage puppy
It's tangled in itself🪢Quokka
Guys what the fuck are we talking about?Old leader
Ah and there the momma isQuokka
I ain't a momma of anyone
I can't even physically poop a baby outta meBrownie bitch
Wow
Who would've thought we would sink THIS low todayOld leader
You are in fact a momma for Jeongin
I remember really well that you started a discussion with me that you were in fact Jeongin's mother and I had nothing to do with your 'precious little baby'
I am leader so I am mothering all of yaDrama llama
Uh...MinHoe
Let's not go that deep plsQuokka
Oh you meant THAT
Yes I am iN fAct Jeongin's adopted mother
Fight me if you wanna change my mind
Because I ain't gonnaSavage puppy
Man what is he on?Our baby
Parental pills
Prob stole them from Chan's nightstandOld leader
Uhm whatOur baby
You said yourself ur mothering us all
And sometimes you are a little TOO much mothering so I know u took those pillsOld leader
What pills do you think I'm on?
I'm not an addictSavage puppy
Drop it Jeong
He's too old to get itGym boy
Parent is parentingOld leader
Wth is going onSavage puppy
Who isn't born in the 21th century will not be able to get us cool kidsMinHoe
Now hold up now-
What did I do to you to deserve this kind of bullsheet downfallGym boy
I AINT OLD
LET THAT BE A REMINDER TO U FOLKS★━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━★
Did I call Chan, Minho, AND Changbin old?🤔
Nah, Seungmin did, wasn't me😳✋🏻
And btw, I'm not shipping Minho and Jisung in any way if you think that, or anyone for that matter, it's for the beAuTiFul plOt which isn't even a plot at the moment.
YOU ARE READING
My Favorite Fan
Fanfiction"I want my plushies now" Aecha is a girl who has many followers on social media and happens to be a stay. But what happens when she starts to talk to the group she loves without knowing? Will she be able to handle the chaos and find out who they re...