Multi-fandom ship book

Bakugo's mom

Kaminari's pov
~~~

Can you name a better way to spend a rainy night than being with your friends? Cause I bet you can't!

And what is there to do on a rainy Saturday night with your friends? Hang out in the dorms and eat of course.

And that is how we started off the night, but then more people started to join us and Mina's dorm couldn't hold that many more people. And of course, Mineta was being a perv... so we all went downstairs to the lounge area.

Somehow the conversation slowly shifted to which person in the school was hotter, and then it got really interesting when we started talking about our parents.

A few names were put out, the usual ones, Todoroki's mom, Midoriya's mom, Aizawa for some reason, and many more.

"I feel almost offended that one very specific person is missing from your guys' list." I spoke up.

Jiro chuckled, "Are you mad we haven't mentioned your mom?"

I shook my head, "No, a different person. There's only one person who should be on that list and you guys haven't mentioned her yet. It's almost hysterical the way you're completely ignoring her."

"Watch closely classmates as I reveal my entry." I reached into my pocket and slammed a picture of her on the table.

"Kacchan's mom?" Midoriya asked.

I nodded, "Ye-"

My sentence was cut off by a booming voice, "What about my mom!" the voice yelled.

I turned around and saw Kirishima and Bakugo walking into the room.

I swear I could feel my heart drop, my face went red and I immediately went to hide. I chose the person I'd be more safe around.

"Denki?"

"Yeah Shin?"

"Why are you hiding behind me?"

"Because," I said, pointing over at Bakugo who was holding the picture of his mom after being told what we were talking about, "You can stop him."

Shinso shook his head, "I don't think I can."

"Just use your quirk or something!" I exclaimed, my heart beating faster as Bakugo slowly made his way over here.

"To do that he'd have to actually answer my question, he's not stupid!"

And before I knew it my life was over, I felt extremely strong and angry hands wrap around my arm, lifting me into the air. A yelp escaped from my pitiful mouth and I could almost see my ancestors in the afterlife preparing to welcome me to my new home.

Bakugo let me go after being convinced by Kirishima, the second I was released I crawled away like a pitiful cockroach who narrowly escaped death by being sprayed by Raid.

Did I get totally beat up? Yes

Was it worth it? Also yes, because Bakugo's reaction to his mom being put on the list was so hilarious almost the entire class jumped on board.

For the next few weeks we tormented him with jokes.

As we were eating lunch I pulled out a giant poster, "Guys look! I ranked all the hot people in the school."

Everyone looked towards me as I unveiled the ranks:

The reason I like this school

Day dream worthy

Alright

Cute

Meh

All the ranks were empty but one, Bakugo's mom in the rank "The reason I like this school"

Mina and Sero started laughing.

"Yes, the only reason I go to this school is because of Bakugo's mom." I giggled.

I heard more laughs erupting from the cafeteria as I noticed people looking at us.

"She doesn't even go here!" Bakugo yelled. Kirishima gave him an apologizing look before he too, started to laugh.

It was an early morning at UA, so we thought, what better way to start our day off than to mess with Bakugo? But how?

So we got Kirishima to somehow make Bakugo purposefully late to class, and once he got in everyone was wearing shirts with his mom on the front. 

But that wasn't all, if you haven't heard the students at UA like to go above and beyond, cause hey, Plus Ultra right?

So, Jiro has been working on 'updating' a song, and one day during training we might've brought out the loudest speaker we could find and started to play the new and improved song on it.

At first it just sounded like most songs, it started off with guitars, and then the lyrics started to play.

Bakugo's mom has got it goin' on

Bakugo's mom has got it goin' on

Bakugo's mom has got it goin' on

Bakugo's mom has got it goin' on

Bakugo, can I come over after school?

We were able to finish playing almost the entire song before Bakugo destroyed the speaker.

What we didn't know is that someone recorded and uploaded the video of the song playing. And then people outside of school start recognizing Bakugo as the "Boy with the hot mom".

All in all, I think it turned out well.

~~~

This one is a little too weird for a first chapter, but one thing you'll learn about me is that I love crack chapters. Not being too serious is what I do best.