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*your mom*

Heather: what does sharks skin feel like? Because they look so smooth, I'm going to guess like a stingray

Cody: your wrong actually it feels like sandpaper sharks also have no bones! Also did you know sharks can grow back their teeth more then 20'000 times?

Noah: Cody.. Why do you know this

Cody: i just like sharks:3

Noah: oh okay?

Duncan: that's dumb

Cody: your dumb you highlighter long torso looking ass i bet you don't even have a dick with how small your legs are and your balls are probably non existent like the love you're parents give you.

Courtney: GET HIM CODY!!

Cody: oh wow you've been too juvie! Your not original what did you do? Disobey mom?

Duncan: ...

Cody: that's what i thought.

Noah: Cody. I love you.

Izzy: NOCONOCONOCONOCO

Noah: NO.

Heather: CO!

Izzy: MWHAHAHAHAHA

Cody: NOT YOU TOO!

Heather: sorry not sorry Cody.

Cody: i hope you die

S*erra: I CAN KILL HER FOR YOU CODY KINS😍😍😍

Cody: didn't i tell you to drown?

S*erra: ITS OKAY CODY WODY I FORGIVE YOU!!

Cody: seek therapy.

Noah: Cody i made you hot chocolate

Cody: COMING.

Izzy: NOCO.

Heather: finally one that doesn't want me to combust

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Heather: finally one that doesn't want me to combust.

Izzy: 🤑🤑

Geoff: PARTY?

Bridgette: no.

Geoff: AWH MAN

Dj: guys i made cookies!

Owen: CAN I HAVE SOME???

Dj: of course!

Owen: YOUR THE BEST DJ!!:D

Heather: i guess i could take some.

Beth: i also could dj!

Dj: sure thing! Heather can you ask Cody if he wants some

Heather: sure.

*Im the best/CANDY😍*

Im the best: Cody. Dj made cookies you want some?

CANDY😍: YES.

*back to the td gc*

Lindsay: So gen me and courtnay are shopping!

Tyler: im with them i can confirm

Lindsay: i also got more lip glosses! Thanks tylerrr😘

Tyler: of course Linds💕

Cody: their relationship is so healthy.

Alejandro: i agree amigo.

Cody: im still mad at you for pranking me.

Alejandro: i said sorry didn't i?

Cody: still.

Alejandro: ill buy you candy 

Cody: forgiven.

Heather: let me come with

Alejandro: sure mi amor💕

Heather: drop dead.

Noah: Spanish? Ew

Cody: 🙃

Noah: that did not even happen

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Noah: that did not even happen

Cody: im just saying

Heather: fags

S*erra: noah sleep with one eye open.

Noah: nuh uh

Cody: woop wool dats da sound of da police

Noah: that's the sound of the police*

Cody: die.

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A/n: 

Im on zaza

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