Welcome to the amazing digital circus my name is Caine I'm your ringmaster and I am here to show you the most job dropping heart stopping brain bending paraphernalia you've ever laid your eye upon"
Caine Isn't that the right bubble?
Bubble That's right, caine I can't wait to see what you've got cooking up for today.
Caine What's not to waste any time let's get right into the show.
(Theme song I don't feel like writing)
??? W-wait where am?
(Runs to an exit door as the exit door disappears and backs up into all the characters knocking them over)
Jax ?Caine is this one of your NPCs or is this a new sucker?
Dolly I guess we have to do the theme song all over again.
Jax If it isn't lady thick.
Dolly Jax I told u to stop call is me that.ok honey
Jax U know u like espe-
Caine Now now enough of that inappropriate talk.
Caine Well it appears a new human has entered this realm.
??? How do I take this headset off?
Jax Just keep grabbing at it that worked for all of us.
??? What's going on? I-I-I put on some weird headset on and now I'm here?
Dolly Well honey we all don't know how we got here.
Ragatha Let's just try to clam down, everything gonna be ok new stuff, we've all been through this you just need to get your head to-
??? What the (beep) is going on? Who are u??
Dolly Honey my name is Dolly.
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Caine NO no no my dear we can't have any of that foul language around here, the amazing digital circus is a place to be enjoyed by all ages. You my friend stumbled into an incredible world of wonders where anything can happen umm except for swearing.
??? *Tries to say every cuss word in a book but can't do to the rules of this place and is replaced by beeping, car noises.
Oh my God well h-how do I you know leave?
Caine Uh
Ragatha W-well don't freak out about it or anything but uh we don't exactly-
Jax You can't now if u don't excuse me I have a makeout session with my thick future wife
??? What
Zooble Shut up Jax and yeah him and Dolly are together, surprisingly.but he's right welcome to your new home and new body
??? New home, what do u mean?
Ragatha Guys don't be mean.
Jax We've been stuck here for years old kinger over there's supposedly been here the longest
Kinger Huh did someone say something about an insect collection
Dolly Jax sweetie you got all my lipstick over your face.
Jax And I'm keeping it on.
Dolly Why
Jax BECAUSE I LOVE you and that's why he's crazy.
Dolly Look Honey I know this is all new to u but you'll get used to it.
??? Oh ok now I get it this is a dream and I should just play along until I wake up right?
Jax Whatever you say kid
Ok so I decided to not make another part cuz I really don't feel like doing the recap of all that so I'm just going to slowly add on
