Abbi and the Salesman

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Meanwhile, on the road, a young woman, named Abbi, and a salesman, named Dustin, were driving in a yellow sedan. "It's sooooo boring in here," Abbi said "What's that, Abbi?" Dustin asked. "I SAID IT'S SO BORING IN HERE!!!! DO YOU NOT LISTEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Abbi yelled, enraged. "Whoa," Dustin said, shocked and kind of scared "let me turn on the radio." He continued, reaching out for the car's radio. "We have gotten loads of reports claiming trucks are driving themselves. This seems to have been caused by a large UFO that we have discovered orbiting Earth. We have also gotten information that the UFO contains interstellar aliens that want to repopulate Earth. So we request that everyone stays of any type of road or any place that has trucks." The news anchor said. "Hey," Abbi said "What is it?" Dustin asked. "Pull in there." She demanded "Where?" Dustin asked once more. "There, you fucking idiot." Abbi said, pointing at the location, annoyed at Dustin. Abbi then forcefully grabbed the steering wheel for the vehicle and Dustin tried to take it over. The two were fighting over the wheel and, as a result, the vehicle pulled into Lou 80. "THE FUCK'S THE MATTER WITH YA, GIRL?!?!!" Dustin said, angered. "THE YOU NOT HERE ANYTHING THAT MAN SAID?!?!?!" Abbi replied, also angered. "Well, I mean, he DID say not to pull int-" Dustin tried to say but Abbi got out his vehicle and slammed his car door.

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