Dating Loki

Why don't you like me

"I love you" Y/N says to Loki.

"huh"

"I said I love you." Y/N answers

"Since when?" He answers, it seems like he doesn't care.

"Since the first time I saw you." Y/N says.

"Don't worry, the pain of rejection will pass." Loki answers, and walks away.

"Um excuse me?" Y/N tries to keep up with him. "I just poured out my heart for you and THIS is what I get?" 

Loki stops walking and turns to her. "Yes."

Y/N is flabbergasted.

"What the hell?" Y/N cries. She's tears up.

Loki looks up in annoyance. "I can't stand people who cry." He groans.

Y/N starts to cry like the time Warner broke up with Elle Woods in legally blonde.

"No sh sh sh it's okay!" Loki tries to calm Y/N down, but it's pretty awkward.

"Does this mean you're going to be my boyfriend after all?" Y/N sniffs.

"Well, no. But-" he gets interrupted by Y/N sobbing even louder, this time sounding like a kettle.

"Ah brother, are you making tea?" Thor says when he walks into the room, but quickly realizes it's just Y/N crying. "What's going on?" He asks.

"He doesn't love me back!" Y/N sobs.

"Oh no." He walks over to Y/N. "There there." He pats her shoulder awkwardly. "Im sorry he doesn't love you. Im sure there will be someone who does."

"Someone like you?" Y/N asks.

"Well uh." Thor hessitates. "I mean I would- but I have work to do away from Asgard, and my girlfriend Jane-" Loki kicks him in the leg. 

"The point is." Loki says. " I am sorry, but I'm not Im not interested."

"Why not?" Y/N cries.

"Because you are not a Royal, you are not a god, you have no personality, and because I don't even know you that well."

"So you don't like me because I'm not you?" Y/N sniffs.

Loki thinks. "I suppose so."

"UGH you're such a LUNATIC."

"Im the god of mischief  for god's sake."

The end.

Extra note: Why are y'all on wattpad so delusional? Loki wouldn't call you princess, or darling, or whatever. Y'all need to get off your phones and touch some grass cuz he's not real. But if he was real, this is probably how he would treat you. Y'all need a reality check srry.

Thank you for reading this, this story is satire.