The Rebuilding (Book 3)

Chapyer 5 The funerals

Evans' Pov

lol i put the fun in funeral i said. shut up said kelvin. jk he wasnt even alive lol. i sat down in a chair me and jenny were the only peoples there. jenny was there just for the food i think tho bcaus she keeped eating the muffins. i mena theyre good muffins but why wuld you come to a funneral bcause just to eat some food. idk.

i stood up i started saying a word about kelvin. I was like Ummmmmm idk i geuss kelvin ws my friend. thats it :P. jenny laughed i lookt at her she was on her phone. she wa lookin at somethin on there. i walked over i sawl what is it. Wha is it i said. it was a meme. lol i saiyd.

i wnt back up to th thing I said Ok this funeral is done now :/. :P :P :P :P lolololLlll lllolLOOL i walked out and jennny grabed a another mufin and walked away to.

Kelvins POv

i got up frum the coffin HAHA LOL I WAS ALIVE THE HOLE TIME i screamed. but no one was even in the room :(. i jumped outa the cofin. lol evan whered ya go of to. I lookd at my phone but it was broke :(. i sat on it when i was in the cfofin and it got broked....... all of a sudan I heard a guy comin. Oh no i said. i jumped back in to the coffen and petending i was dead still bcaus i didnt want to get caught.

the gut closed the cofin EW mama it smells bad he said. he grab it and put it on the floor outside. time to get buried i sais :). i goit burryed.

a few days pass i was getin bored, i diddnt even have a phone or NOthing. a rat came and was sitting on me stomach. Ew go away i said. then i sa w a disco ball was in the cofin so i plugged it in and started it up. It started playing YMCA song super loud. aw ayeah this is my jam :) i said. i try to dance but i camt because im layign down for all eternity but I moved my head and my arms/leg to tyhe beat :). the rut was dancin but i was better.

Funeral guy POV

Hmm whats that sonny i said. i thought i heard a disco song playin. that weird i said. I wet to the grave place i sawl a recently burried young man of 18 years old. KLEVIN YERGOn sayd the thing. Hmm better sea wht that ruckus is i said i grab a shovel and i dug it up. There i saw a siurprise kelvin wanst even dead lol. he was dancin with a rat and a disco. i was sitting by the coffin Hey ke;von yyoure not even dead. I asked. :P said kelvin. then a sudden the coffin shutted and i got trapped inside!!!!!!!! oh no i said.

Kelvin'sz pov

lol i got a roomie i said. EW said the guy. :( i said. i was dancijn to the party rock shuffle. we were sticked in there for like a mounth idk

Evan's POV

Aw man kelvin died :( i said. i went to the grave a month later. HMMM i said. i heard the wind makin a noise that sound slike the beat of party rock shuffle..... i grabbed a dandelion nearby and i put it by the grave bcause i didnt even buy any flowers LOL. then i grab a shrapie and i write lol evan was here #yolo #swag #1D4life twitter @coolevanlegit. i wroted it on the grave rock thing. then a hand came outta the grave OH no i said in a monotone. it was kelvins hand. omg kelvin your not even dead :( i said. kelvin crawled out. Hi evan lol i faked my own death :) he said. oh lol okay i said.