[Just Regular]asmodeus x m reader x fizzaroli(helluva)

chapter 3 back in springbreak

Warning: none

Italics mean past

Your POV

You might be thinking, wouldn't I be in ep 3 in helluva boss, spingbreak?

I was actually! You forgot? Oh come on! Fine, I will tell you the story.

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My boss called me because of a challenge she did with her crazy ex boyfriend, blitzo. I was supposed to be there and. . . Fuck people more than he can kill, well his team and him.

So there I was, in the human world, back stage, getting ready to seduce and probably fuck people. I don't know about the fucking part unless Ozzy and Fizz accepted.

"Okay geeks, let's do this!" Verosika said, as in a attempt to brighten us up about this.

I wasn't really too happy because why would I need to seduce people when I can just watch 'the heedious heart' from Villainous and use Ms.Heeds, A.K.A Cecilias, pink dust kiss.

If you don't know who Ms.Heed is or Cecilia, it's okay, you don't need to know.

"No offense Verosika but why do we need to do this challenge? I mean, he wants the car space which was his. So why do we need to do this challenge?" I said asked, slightly confused.

"Because want too and the show is up."she answered, walking out and on the stage

I sighed

"Okay let's do this."

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I was seducing a person while Verosika sang, but seriously, I did not want to do this challenge. Not my problem anyway.

Verosika was soon done with her song and said

"Now, who wants a peice of this!"

She threw her can of beezlebub juice in the water, which was soon to be a monster.

I quickly went to the nearest cafe, and got coffee. Went back out to see a monster getting killed by a girl I think is named Millie.

Then blitz and his group went to talk to our group. I was at the stairs waiting for them.

Took them awhile since they were talking.

Next thing I knew there was guns pointed at us.

"This is the FBI you are under arrest!"

FBI open up you mean.

"Well guys, let's serve some pick-dick." Verosika said

All of us groaned.

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It's quite sad.

How the oblivion handle this.

May the Lord bury us all to begin with.

Here's a fucking song from my sister's notebook. It's a stupid one really she said. Think of it as rock music.

🎶let's go to the forest to kill all the critters, let's go to hell and kill all the sinners. Cause is getting overpopulated, five nights at Freddy's is really overated.

🎶 We are straight from heaven and hell, because we have a big story to tell. Let's blow up this hazbin hotel, but we can't because Charlie is a charming belle.

🎶Let's do nightmares instead of dreams, come over here to set off your steam. Let's go dive off a water stream, and you're gonna break your back falling off that beam.

🎶lets watch Americas evolution, did you know about the British revolution. What is this abomination, hey, this is good you need rehabilitation.

🎶When you meet black hat do a perfect impression, if you get too close you will get this expression. Let's not talk about the great depression, unless go down on your perfect perfection.

🎶Let's talk about the radio demon, he's a cannibal and now I'm vegan. He died in the 1930s, I bet he hasn't watch who is the fuck is Murphy.

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Credits

Prewriter: Darlingisnt

Writer: manglekaliyyah7

Revisionists and editors: me and bestfriend

Vid adder: Allison117032

The end song: me

Who is lazy: us

Who wanted more?: you

When is Mammon's magnificent mid-season musical coming out?: probably Friday or Thursday because all of us is lazy as fuck and we don't know what to do. And guess what? We literally forgot about this and we had today to do this.

Happy Halloween!