The Horny, Unlosing, Nonfraternal Lop Twins (Lopunny X Male Trainer)

Chapter 1: The Twins and the Mysterious Poke Whisperer

Hello guys! Im a bit excited to bring you all another new story I've recently cooked up, and it's a requested one! Im not really supposed to get into making new fanfics when I still have like 3 that're still ongoing, but I'll make an exception here. Never mentioned it, but I am a big Pokemon fan (for better or worse), so getting this sort of request was tempting. I may do another chapter of this early in February (PPPFFFFTT), cuz Im a bit anxious to get to the next part myself. Before anyone asks, the region we're taking place in is made up, and has a bit of all Pokemon introduced to the series thus far. As far as Legendaries, im not sure what I'll do about them, but the ez answer is to keep them in their own regions. This actually isnt my first time making a Pokemon fanfic, cuz the one I was working on years ago got lost and I wanted to do something with it...but couldnt remember much of it for shit, so this one really is fresh, tho has some darker spins to everything like that fanfic I was working on (we're talking about me here, so no big surprise). A bit more on that, I made some changes on how battling is done in the Gyms, especially for fighting the Gym Leader, which yall will get to see next chapter.

It did take a good 20 minutes to think about how I'd start everything, but after the 2nd paragraph, ideas just came to me (that's just how my writing works). Gets a bit Pokephilic after getting to the next town, but that doesnt get too far. Had some fun with the sister's lines towards the end (same for the title). Quick note, meant to make this an "X Trainer" than X Reader fic, so if you see any odd placement of "I"s, it's my fault and im fixing them. Pretty much done with corrections. Well dont wanna hold yall up with my thoughts on what ev, you're here for the fic, right? SOOO

Enjoy ewe

Chapter 1: The Twins and the Mysterious Poke Whisperer -—

A cold breeze whispers to Josh, making him wake up. His eyes drift to outside, seeing the skies stained in dull colors. It's been like that way for a while, but he wasnt sure why.. His gaze drifts over to my pile of homework he's kept putting off.. Maybe he should just dropout.. As Josh thought to himself, he heard glass breaking in the kitchen, and rushes out the room. He sees Mom staring blankly and her Buneary looking at her in confusion, concerned for her. "What's wrong, Mom?" Josh asked, "Oh..N-nothing, dear. I'll pick all this up" she replied, "...You were..thinking about Dad again, were you?" Josh asked, "...*sighs* I..I still cant believe he left like he did..Especially at a time like this" she said, "What's that mean?" Josh asked, "D-dont worry..You can..go..back..." she said with great worry taking her face. Mom turned around, getting back to cooking, but me and her Buneary saw her tears drop down into the sink.. "Tiff..We're heading out" he said to her Buneary, who followed him upstairs, "*looks back at him* W-where're you going? Josh?" Mom asked, "I cant stand seeing you like this, Mom..I dont care what it takes, I'll find out why Dad left" Josh answers, "He...He told me he's in the Elite Four, but that's it.. If you really are going out, it's very dangerous out there.." Mom said worrisomely, "*looks down at Tiff* I think me and Tiffy can do it. At least I can possibly be a great Pokemon Trainer like my Dad, right?" Josh said to her as he goes upstairs with Tiffany. Packing up, Josh took one last glance at all that paperwork he had, and was like "Aw screw it", cuz he's got a journey as a Pokemon Trainer just waitin' for him!...But still, what could she mean by "At a time like this"?

Josh texts his friends as he fastens his backpack and steps into the outside world. His Mom watches him begin the journey when he treks along the dirt road that cuts through the forest and he waved her goodbye. "Wow! Ur going to be a Pokemon Trainer?! I'd never thought u would" one of them texted Josh back, "You're first gym is in Willowpeak Town, ok? Should be through that forest. I have a few Great Balls for ya at my place in Brimdale. Im a bit pumped for u! ^o^" from Jake's text. Before Josh went any further, he wanted to see a bit of what Tiff's made of. He had them stop in place and takes a knee. "What were a few called?...Damn uhh..Oh I know. *puts my right hand out* Do Headbutt on me" He ordered, "Bun?" she reacts with a puzzled face, "(The hell? She doesnt know that?) Ok, try Tackle" he then ordered as his hands casted to her and she jumped into his chest, flipping him backwards as he caught her. "*sits up, coughs* Ow Tiff, I had my hand out for a reason! *puts her down, seeing her roll her eyes and look away* Let's see two more moves. Liiiiike, High Jump Kick? *sees her stare in awe*...*puts both hands out* Pound?" he ordered yet again, and she hops down on him, into his palms, making him fall on his back. The impact kicked up dirt around him before he got up and sat her back down. "*pats self down* (That's two..Aw hell, one more) Now do Bounc- *hears some rustling in the grass ahead* Who's there? Cmon out!" Josh shouts, and a few Wurmples come out, a bit pissed to see them, then Tiff looks back at them cautiously. Whatever the reason why they're mad, Josh was ready. "You can do it, Tiff. These guys won't beat themselves" Josh said to his Buneary, who ran up to one of them and threw him into a tree with her long ear to everyone's surprise. "(W-when'd she learn that? o.O)" he thought. "Y-you show 'em, Tiff. *sees one of them try to do String Shot, which covered Tiff* Crap! Quick, use Bounce!" he ordered, and Tiff soared into the air...For quite a moment, she had some real hang time up there. Noticing this, one of them shot a Poison Sting into Josh's arm, "*covers arm* Ow! The hell?! Any time, Tiff!" he shouted up to her, running behind a tree that was up ahead, and she dove down into the bugger that stung him, the webs coming right off her. The thing didnt even react to her quickly dropping on him as the others heard a big THUD from him, seeing that he's been clearly knocked out. Tiff then kicks the Wurmple away and looked back at the others, who quickly scurry away in fear. "*comes from behind the tree* Goodness, Tiff. You really did a number with Bounce. Everyone here better think twice before fighting you" Josh comments as he walk the rest of the way through the forest. He didn't even see any Trainers in sight. And he thought Tiff didnt know much. The town's wooden buildings were now in sight, but then a Tailow bumps into Josh's face, who quickly flopped backwards as they both shook their heads, "Tailow! Tail!" it chirped at him, "Daaah! *rubs face* I think you know the drill, Tiff. It wont let us off" he said to the little Buneary, and she gets ready. The Tailow's eyes glimmered for a split-second, then flew into the trees, surprising both of us. They looked around, trying to hear him out, but the Tailow did quick diving pecks at both of them, who got knocked down each time before it went back into the trees to attack in another direction. Josh ended up getting bloody bruises on his arms and one on his cheek, despite him guarding. Damn was this thing clever for someone they bumped into..He then thought.. "*sees Tiffany get downed by another swift dive* Get up, Tiff! (If he's so attached to these trees, then...) Try to Tackle the trees!" Josh ordered her, then charged at the surrounding trees, and fortunately the Tailow is dazed from the tree being shaken up so much, flopping about as he stood there looking goofy in mid-air. "Good work, Tiff! Now we can- *turns to her* Huh?" Josh reacts, seeing the Buneary looking dazed herself...Oh no! The Tailow regains cautiousness, looking at the still-dazed Buneary wobbling around, then a shimmer comes from his eye with a devious smile, "*punches the Tailow's head into the ground from behind* This is also for attacking me!" Josh shouted as the Tailow squawks in pain, landing on the ground unconsciously. He took the time to pick up the Buneary and ran the rest of the way to town.