Suite Life on Dick

London was awoken by a strange sound. The clock read 1:30 AM. Confused, she turned on the light. Suddenly Bailey screamed and hid in her bed. "What were you doing?" Said London. "Uuh.. Nothing.. Go to sleep." Bailey replied. London smelled the air. "Bailey, you were touching yourself weren't you?" "What? Fuck no!" Bailey exclaimed. "Bailey, it's ok I do it all the time!" "You do?" "Of course I do! But why do you do it? You have a boyfriend, Cody!" Bailey sighed "well, he barely touches me!" "Look, I'll do you a favor. Zack and I have been secretly fucking on and off for a while now. I'll tell him to invite Cody and I'll bring you! We will have a double fuck date!" Bailey thanked London and they both went back to bed. London and Bailey met on the sky deck the next day looking for Zack qand Cody. "London, I'm having second thoughts about this I don't think it's a good idea, maybe I'm not ready." Bailey said as the boys walked their way. "Oh Bailey, this is one time you can actually be cool like me. Don't fuck this up for us." London replied angrily. "Hey girls!" Zack said as he approached London and Bailey. "Greetings." Cody said to Bailey. "Look boys we have a proposal for you." London started. "WE'RE GETTING MARRIED?!" Zack shouted. "No you dipshit. Bailey and I want to go on a double date with you, with a little extra something at the end of the night." Zack immediately got what London was saying but Cody didn't quite catch on. "A little something? Like what? A study session in the library?" "No Cody, I want to have sex with you." Bailey exclaimed nearly shouting. "S-s-sex?? But we've barley kissed!" Bailey then planted one on him to shut him up. "Alright boys see you Saturday night." London said while walking away. "Bye Cody." Bailey whispered following London. "Dude were getting LAID." Zack exclaimed. "Im not exactly sure about this Zack I don't think I'm ready." "Oh shut up Cody and have fun for once."It was Saturday night and the girls were getting ready for their big night. Bailey walked out with jeans on "how do I look?" London turned to look and hurled "what the fuck, bailey we aren't going farming! Here put this on." London handed bailey a short black dress with sequins. Bailey put the dress on and did a 180 turn "I love it, thanks" she said as she admired herself. "Welcome. I'm ready to leave, are you? London asked "yes just let me grab my bag."

Zack had made dinner reservations at the finest place on the ship. "Zack, I'm nervous." Cody said as he anxiously paced the room. "Dude don't be." Zack said while applying body spray. "What If I can't... Get it up though..?" "Look, don't worry. Once you see that southern bell ass, you'll shoot right up." The boys headed out the door and made their way to the restaurant.

As soon as the girls got there, they all sat down. Cody wouldn't look bailey in the eyes. "Cody are you ok?" Bailey asked. "I'm fine but um.. Elephant in the room, when and where are we going to do this..?" "London and I have a place big enough for all of us." Zack said with a cocky grin. "Yeah and daddy will never know we use it as a sex room!" Said London as she clapped her hands.

They all met at dinner the next night. It all seemed surreal to Cody and Bailey. They were supposed to have sex tonight. Bailey tried not to think about it while at dinner but London noticed how uncomfortable she looked. She pulled bailey into the bathroom and said "Bailey you need to get your shit together, you're going to ruin this for everyone." She apologized and tried to look as confident as possible. "Hey Cody, I can't wait until tonight." Cody was the one who looked uncomfortable now. "Uhh, Bailey, I don't think we should do this." "Oh Cody I KNOW we should do this." Zack and London weren't even paying attention because of their hot makeout session.