French Narrator: Ah, the rolling green hills of jellyfish fields, a place to experience nature and it's the most raw, and sometimes a bit tender from the stings.
[Squidward is shown screaming and running away from a Fodder, then three jellyfish zap him causing him to fly through the air and land on the ground.]
Squidward: Oww...
[The Fodder laughs and then leaves.]
Squidward: Oww!
SpongeBob: Squidward. Are you okay?
Squidward: No I'm not okay you barnacle head! Do I look like I'm okay?
Maddie: Well your nose does look pretty big. I mean bigger than usual because it's usually pretty big, and you look clammy. And- Oh my gosh! Your bald!
Squidward: I've always been bald, but now I'm stung all over.
SpongeBob: Well, according to the jellyfisher Field Manual, severe jellyfish stings can be treated effectively by applying a thick layer of King jellyfish jelly to the affected areas. [gulps] K-k-k-ing J-j-j-jellyfish?
Squidward: Well I guess you're off to scale Spork Mountain and die a horrible death under the vicious tentacles of king jellyfish. I'll stay here, balled up here in excruciating pain.
Maddie: [in a heroic voice] You do that, don't worry Squidward. I'll bring back that King jellyfish jelly for you to rub all over yourself.
SpongeBob: Hey Gary, what's shaking?
Gary: Meow.
Maddie: Wow! A bungee jump. For a golden spatula. I must be in... heaven.
SpongeBob: Wow! Mermaid Man. I have all your comics and toys and mail.
Mermaid Man: Eh, huh, what? Oh yeah, it's that sponge kid and his sister, now what was I suppose to tell you?
Maddie: That Patrick and Pippa are surrounded by robots and needs my help.
Mermaid Man: Huh? Oh-no, I think it had something to do with massaging my feet.
SpongeBob: Well if massaging your feet will save Patrick and Pippa, then massage I must.
Patrick: Help! They're making me hit myself.
Maddie: Massaging your feet isn't working. I think I better try a more direct approach.
Mermaid Man: By clipping my toenails?
SpongeBob: Here I come Patrick and Pippa.
Patrick: Hey SpongeBob and Maddie.
Maddie: Whew! Thank goodness you're safe Patrick and Pippa.
Pippa: Well of course SpongeBob and Maddie, why wouldn't I be?
SpongeBob: Well the robots and the-
Patrick: Oh yeah, I found this for ya. I don't know what it is, but it looks important.
Maddie: Thanks, Patrick and Pippa. I tell you what, all that running around has left me pooped. Why don't you two continue on for a bit?
Pippa: Ok.
Plankton: Hey you barnacle head! Watch where your going!
Patrick: The rock... is talking to me. Oh mighty rock, I am at your command.
Plankton: Down here you big pink lummox and pirate girl .
Pippa: Oh, hi there Mr. Plankton. Are you going to vaporize me?
Plankton: So, very, tempting. Unfortunately I've found myself in the undesirable position of having to assist you.
Patrick: I was in an undesirable position yesterday, and now my neck hurts.
Plankton: Heed my words my large future minion, go into jellyfish cave, follow the instructions on the signs that you see, at the end of the caves you'll still be a big pink idiot and a smart girl, but you'll know enough to help me defeat the robots and get me back into the Chum Bucket.
Pippa: Well then will you vaporize me?
Plankton: I might spare your life so i can force you to work in my sweatshop making low quality designer knockoff wallets.
Patrick: Oh. Thank you.
Mr. Krabs: Ahoy there. Squidward tells me your looking for the king jellyfish.
Pippa: Yes.
Mr. Krabs: Good thing too, that monster has been stinging all my good customers in their poop decks. I hear that you can find him on top of old Spork Mountain here. Go hook that beast sailor.
Patrick: Oh boy Mr. Krabs. I'll see what I can do.
Pippa: Hello Mrs. Puff.
Mrs. Puff: Hello Patrick and Pippa, I got a job for you to do.
Patrick: Oh boy.
Mrs. Puff: I found a golden spatula, but those robots out on the island stole it and threw it into the lake. If you can figure out how to get it back, your welcome to it.
Pippa: Sho'nuff Mrs. Puff.
Mrs. Puff: Well done Patrick and Pippa. You two are real stars.
Patrick: Can I get a cookie?
Mrs. Puff: No.
SpongeBob: Bubble Buddy. Gosh, everyone is trying to help me out today.
Bubble Buddy: Step quietly there, that king jellyfish is just at the top of this path. Good luck, you'll need it.
Maddie: Thanks Bubble Buddy.
SpongeBob: I knew that King jellyfish was big, but who knew he had such a beautiful voice?
Squidward: Oh, yeah, Oh that feels so much better.
Maddie: Anything for my best friend Squidward, can I rub some on?
Squidward: Um, what if I just gave you this?
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SpongeBob and Maddie SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom - Rehydrated
FanfictionIt is a typical night for SpongeBob Squarepants, Maddie, Pippa, and their friend Patrick Star. Patrick leaves for the night and SpongeBob goes to bed- but when he wakes up, his entire house is trashed and robots are running around Bikini Bottom terr...