Bad Kitty 🐈‍⬛🐾

Cat and Bug villains

I loved the special because goth style and badasses is my thing. It made me feel like having those two not knowing who they are behind the mask but in an AU where they never went to a parallel universe. They just stayed as criminals, one living on the streets while the other stays at home. But my focus is on him because I like black cats. But yeah, two criminals that don't work with each other will always argue about theft.

Characters belong to (c) Zag.

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In a parallel universe where it's reversed from ours, two wanted criminals known as supervillain crazy teens have been causing craziness in Paris for over a year, not caring about anything other than themselves. Two criminals hated each other and they didn't work together on robbery.

At the Louvre late at night, regular cat burglars were trying to rob the Mina Lisa (opposite of Mona Lisa) but they had to be quick because of the dangerous cat thief they knew who could see in the dark.

"Hurry it up before he shows up. He hates anyone stealing before him" The cat burglar said.

"I'm hurrying it up. He's the one with crazy ass powers to kill us to black ashes" The other one said.

"And that is exactly what I do when you ladies ruin my robbery style!" The voice scared them.

"Claw Noir! We are just doing our job! Get lost or we'll sound the alarm!" The cat burglar dared.

"I disabled them and it won't save your pathetic and only life! Everyone has one life" Claw Noir already killed a burglar in his grip to reveal to them.

"You!" They gasped seeing him.

He shoved the corpse aside and bared his claws with a menacing look, "You're all mine. My claws crave for blood to taste!"

"Back off, furball!" Shadybug lassoed him with her yo-yo, tripping him, "Mina Lisa is mine!"

"You again, cockroach?!" Claw Noir got out like a cat squeezing through tight spaces, "Mina Lisa is mine! I got here first!"

"Ladies first is what counts!" Shadybug snarled.

The cat burglars ran off but Claw Noir turned his staff into nunchucks to hit them.

"I don't have manners for a lady like you, cockroach!" Claw Noir tried to punch her but made an impact on the wall, "You're always in my way of everything in theft!"

"Paris only needs one super thief!" Shadybug said.

"One with nine lives, nasty bug!" Claw Noir cartwheel aside and tackled her, "You only have one life, cockroach! Hey! Get your legs off of my damn waist!"

"Now our lives are stuck to each other, fleabag!" Shadybug has her legs wrapped around his waist and her arms wrapped around his neck.

"You want rough? I'll give you rough and sexually pleasured" Claw Noir flirted with a Cheshire grin as he nibbled her neck roughly.

"Haaaaaaaah! Ahhh.... stop that!" She couldn't help but moan.

"Aww....is the bug already squashed by me? Such puuuuurrrrrrfect embarrassment fur you" Claw Noir cackled and managed to get off of her, "I wish to finish you off but Mina Lisa and I have a date, bug" He cataclysm the laser detectors and grabbed the portrait.

"Come back here you pussy cat!" Shadybug tried to get him but missed. She pulled out her triple-barrel gun and tried to target him.

"Shit!" Cat Noir made it to the exit before the cops could get there.

"You scaredy cat! Get back here now!" Shadybug chased him and fired the gun at him but missed.

"Knock it off!" Claw Noir jumped from roof to roof to escape from her.