Part 9

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Hazel: I swear to the Gods it scares me how accurate this actually is

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Hazel: I swear to the Gods it scares me how accurate this actually is

Piper: I'm not sure ... personally I think Percy loves all ocean life too much to really do this...

Annabeth: I don't think so, I mean he still talks about when that guppie at the pet store called his hair looked "food like"

Percy: *clearly upset* it was a stupid guppie and he said stupid hurtful things

Jason: *now cuddling Percy* Shhhh it's okay bro I got you, I won't let the guppie get to you

Leo: y'all missing the real debate, Percy vs squid

Frank: Whats there to debate? Percy's the son of Poseidon, the squids literally his domain?

Nico: I wouldn't be too sure, Percy tends to look like a t-rex flapping his arms around when he gets offended

Will: Yeah I'm actually gonna have to side with Neeks on this one, Percy's thinking skills go right out the window when dealing with petty conflicts

Everyone else nods in agreement while Percy goes grumbling to Annabeth for comfort

Everyone else nods in agreement while Percy goes grumbling to Annabeth for comfort

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Percy: Well I mean he did say to lighten it up didn't he??

Annabeth: I pray for the people that have to fix that ceiling

Frank: Yeah what are you even falling from?

Percy: Greatness, obviously

Piper: ... You do realize that if you are falling from greatness that means you are no longer great???

Percy: ....

Percy: I play the "Annabeth-come-be-my-lawyer" card

Annabeth: Card declined

Jason: It's okay I got you bro

*Proceeds to have a court case Percy vs Piper where Leo's the judge and Annabeth Frank and Hazel all sit in a corner shaking their heads.*


Percy: *gasps* You would dare to swear in front of our baby Nico

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Percy: *gasps* You would dare to swear in front of our baby Nico

Jason: *also gasping* Our young little boy with his innocent ears

*Reyna appears out of nowhere*

Reyna: I heard vague mentions of my son being in negative connotations. Where is the perpetrator?

Leo: Whoa there Mama bear, I didn't even fuc-

Jason and Percy grasp hold of either side of Nico clutching their hands to his ears while Reyna holds the tip of her sword to Leo's face

Hazel: I'm starting to think that there is no level of stupidity they can enact that will ever surprise me anymore

Annabeth: Live with Percy for a day. Trust me, it will instantly change your mind.

Will: I just don't understand what they're protecting Nico from? He swears all the f*cking time

Reyna Jason and Percy gasp while shifting their focus off Leo and onto Will

Leo: Oh no you've done it

Nico: dam it

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 23, 2023 ⏰

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