iMessage
2:12pm
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bae: im so glad that our lemon tree finally grew
bg: me too
bae: and sprouted fruitful lemony lemons
bg: i know, me too. i mean imagine, we can make lemonade, key lemon pie, lemon merengue pie
bae: i think it's the most valuable property that we have
bg: i do agree. i think we should go to the bank and get a loan
bg: actually i think we should just get lemon tree insurance
bae: i think youre right
bg: then get a loan and use the lemon tree as collateral because now it is insured
bg: i truly do love our lemon tree
bae: just imagine, a life full of lemon trees
bg: i know, and all our beautiful lemons
bae: endless possibilities!
bg: endless possibilities, theyre so beautiful
bae: i wish i was a lemon
bg: you wish you were a lemon? if you were a lemon i would put you on my shelf and cherish you like i cherish all our lemons
bae: that's so beautiful
bg: i try
bae: like i only hope that the whores arent stealing our lemons, like you know those naughty whores always steal lemons
bg: we do have a couple lemon stealing whores in this community
bae: those damn lemon stealing whores!
bg: hate them cuz no one will take our prized lemons from us
bae: hey has it been about 10 seconds since we looked at our lemon tree?
bg: it has been about 10 seconds til we looked at a lemon tree
bae: hey!
bg: hey what the fuck!
bae: it's a whore!
bg: it's a whore stealing our lemons!
bae: blake get the lemons back!
(only the real ones get this)
