Helluva Boss pilot

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(What she wears during her cameo appearance because this is going to happen at the same time as the Hazbin Hotel thing as well. So there's going to be some appearances of Minnie and she's also mentioned after Moxxie accidently shoots Eddie and some flashbacks)

 So there's going to be some appearances of Minnie and she's also mentioned after Moxxie accidently shoots Eddie and some flashbacks)

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Imp City. In I.M.P headquarters, a meeting is currently progressed. The owner, Blitzo is walking in front a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees.

"Alright. Now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here... " He looks at Moxxie." Moxxie."

Moxxie gives him an incredulous look in response.

"Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again? Especially since Clementine is at that Happy Hotel shit." Blitzø asked. Millie raised her hand with her eyes sparkling. "What about a car wash?" She asked.

"This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay?" Blitzø said as he thinks for a second. " Wh- Ooh! What about a billboard?" He waves his hands with an enthusiastic flair as sparkles fly out. Moxxie rolls his eyes. " We can't afford a billboard, sir."

Blitzo wraps his arm over Moxxie's shoulder. " Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now."  He pushes Moxxie away. "Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?" Blitzø asked as he turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitzo whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, Minnie swings her axe and kills a women with a smirk on her face and Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs. Then, it zooms out to everyone watching the TV, with Loona, Millie, and Blitzo eating popcorn.

" Ahh, those were the good times." Blitzø sighs happily.

"I don't need any reminding, sir. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel... nobody watches." Moxxie said with a glare.

"Uh, hey. Excuse me? What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!" Blitzø explained.

" People love musicals, sir." Millie said.

"Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doin' a musical." Blitzø agrees with Millie as he does jazz hands. "Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?" Blitzø asked Moxxie.

"Sir--" Moxxie got cut off by Blitzø.

"Cause, right now? All I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside." Blitzø said as if he was talking to a audience.

" Are you tryin' to crush his dreams, Moxxie?" Millie teased.

"I-- What?" Moxxie looks at his wife.

" I thought I knew you." Millie teased flirtatious as she playfully sticks her tongue out at him as Moxxie blushes and rolls his eyes affectionately.

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