I was examining the red dot on my arm and it has gotten bigger. It's all because of that wonderful nightcrawler! What the? M-my hands just made me type that!!!
How on earth did that happen? My brain doesn't even want to delete it. WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME!?
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As a loud pounding is heard from the door, Jay turns to see HIM!
"YOU! What did you plant in my arm?!"
The nightcrawler: oh nothing. Just a little something I made" he said, looking nervous.
Jay stands up and says: WHAT IS IT! YOU BEAUTIFUL NIGHTCRAWLER!...
What the!!! WHY DID I SAY THAT!!! I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY THAT!
Nightcrawler: "oh that's one of the side effects. You can't say anything bad about me."
Jay: "Well why did you make it nightcrawler! Why? You know I love you. GOD DANG IT!!! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT TO SAY!!!"
Nightcrawler: "well you see... when i said that my minions did the truth or dare and made me kiss you... I felt something. As if we're meant to be. But I knew you hated me. I knew you wouldn't feel the same thing. So I made something to MAKE you feel it. It is only small now. But they will get bigger and bigger!"
Jay: "What the hell is wrong with you!? You're the smartest person in the world for doing this to me. AAAAAAAAHHHHH I HATE THIS!!"
Jay falls to his feet and sighs. "So it's a love potion? That's it?"
Nightcrawler: "well yes and... no. You see, it's like a pimple. That makes you fall in love. So it's a... love pimple i guess. Listen i'm still working on the name" (bro freaking help me, i'm already hating what i have made so far 😭)
Jay: And if I pop it?
The nightcrawler's face fills with worry. He hadn't thought of that!
Nightcrawler: "DON'T! It will... uhh... EXPLODE IF YOU DO! Ya. don't pop it"
Jay: "ok it's easy to tell you're lying" jay says as he readies his two fingers to try and pop it. In order to get rid of this nightcrawler this needs to happen first.
As jay squeezes his fingers the nightcrawler screams out: "NOOOOOOOOOO"
Jay then pops the pimple-like mark causing a sharp pain for a few seconds.
Jay: "God that hurts! Not worth it to see you fall. Wait... what? Oh no! Does popping it do nothing!?"
Nightcrawler: "oh good. It does nothing. Or it just means nothing is going to happen and you will be stuck with the side effects that you have currently."
Jay: "So you're telling me. That I can never insult you ever AGAIN!"
Nightcrawler: "ya pretty much. Or it will just slow the effects."
Jay covers his face with his hands, leaving areas in between his fingers that you can see through.
Jay: "i-i can't insult you. You're a wonderful wholesome perfect loved by parents adorable nightcrawler! And i am going to guess that you know what i meant to say"
The nightcrawler has a slightly surprised face but it fades. He then responds saying: "yeah i can guess. But I think I would like it more if I act like you meant what you said" he said with a smirk. Just before he walks off he says: "and the names kieto by the way. Remember that"
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And so now i'm stuck with this god forsaken curse.
Jay out.
Credits to @Xx_Rome_xXYT for the name idea.
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