Chapter one; HAHAHA

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You felt warm and cozy as you woke up. You look around and realize that you are naked in a nice large room. It takes a minute to realize the room is yours. You stand up and get dressed.

"Ahhh!" You shriek to find a guy in your bed. He snapped awake at your yelp. "What HAPPENED!" He shouted.

"WHO ARE YOU WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM?" You demanded. He seems confused,"What are you talking about? You were so persistent on me sleeping with you!" You hold back laughter.

"I'm just kidding! How could I ever forget you!" He was still laying down so you sat on him and crossed your legs. "YOU SCARED ME!" He seems alarmed by this prank.

You smiled, "I'm sorry Al!" You lay on him and give him lots of kisses to make it up to him. He is smiling at this point as well.

"(Y/N) darling, can you hand me my shirt please?" He queries. You hand him a T-shirt. "I love you."

"Me too darling." He sighed. "I don't want to attend the meeting today. They always end up in a fight!"

You hand him a plate of food, "Hey, at least I'm going with you!" Hopefully Vox shall keep his mouth shut, he would just start stuff if he could.

Alastor smiled, "I guess your right (y/n). Now if only Vox could keep his mouth shut!" You both giggle.

"Now, Your majesty!" He said jokingly. "What do you think we should do know?"
He locked eyes with you. A smirk flew across your face.

He immediately turned bright red. You laid down on the bed next to him. Lightly blushing, you pulled him on top of you. "This feels better!" You giggle.

~ Time skip brought to you by: Murder! 😄~

Y'all arrive to the overlords meeting in hell. (Y'all we doing it rp, and slightly 2nd and 3rd person.)

Alastor: *grabs your hand as you enter the building*

You: *Smile and enter will him.*

Vox: "greetings lovely (King/queen)!" *He goes to kiss your hand but Alastor slaps him away and rolles his eyes*

You: *lean on Alastor's arm* no one knew you two were a thing... Today was the day everyone found out!

Lucifer: "Greetings older (sister/brother). Thanks for supervising this meeting. I made Charlotte a promise today!" *He paused for a moment* "My my~ you seem clingy on Alastor today!" *He politely smiled*

Alastor: *Blushing, looks at you nervously to see what would happen next*

You: you smile as you lock eyes with Alastor for a moment and then with Lucifer. "I suppose so."

Lucifer: "Our father will be disappointed."
He pointed out.

You: "I don't care what he thinks, nothing I say or do matters to him except for who I marry and every time I end up with a guy he disapproves. Why would I want his opinion now?" You pointed out in a calm voice. "I might as well just kill him!"

Lucifer: his face goes from calm to stern in an instant, he lowers his voice so only you and people close by could hear, "We both know damn well that you need him alive and you know it! Think about it (brother/sister), would it really be wise to kill him now?"

You: you looked annoyed, "No I suppose not..."

Alastor: looks mildly confused. What~

Lucifer: even though he's standing he pats his lap. "Well I best be going! Goodbye!" He walks away leaving them to attend the meating.

~Time skip~

The overlords are talking, and Alastor suddenly looks annoyed.

Alastor: Oh my Satan! Can you please stop talking!

You sat there babysitting the full grown demons because they can't control themselves.

You: PUT THE KNIFE DOWN!

They all looked shocked, you haven't spoken this whole time.

You: YOU ALL ACT LIKE TODDLERS! *Sigh* I should have known better, I think I need anger management therapy..... CAN YOU PLEASE BEHAVE FOR 3 MINUTES!

~Time skip brought to you by: Anger issues~

You were home and glad the hellish meeting was over. You lay down on your bed and take a nap.

You wake up to find Alastor cuddling with you, yet he is wide awake. He is curled around you in a protective position.

Alastor: Good evening my love ❤️! *He kissed your nose*

You: Hey Al!

He kissed behind your ear as you smile. You lock eyes with each other. You yawn and stretch.

After getting your back blown out by Alastor you ordered food from (restaurant name).

As you two eat you watch the news, your niece Charlie is singing. You can't help but smile, she takes after you! She really isn't that similar to her father.

You: Al I figured out how to introduce them to our relationship! *He asked how* Simple, do you pretend to go over to the hotel to help with their cause, and I attend because I love my niece so so much. We will bond quickly and soon announce a relationship! We can talk about our past like high school and things saying we went to the same one and tell them that we were old friends!
Then at one of the many parties that I have a feeling is going to happen at the hotel you can just randomly kiss me or whatever they won't think anything of it it's perfect!

Alastor: Nice sounds like a good idea! I should probably help at the hotel for a couple weeks so I gained that trust because it's hard to trust as such a powerful demon right off the bat though.

You: Yeah, your right!

Alastor: I'll head over there now then!

He gave you a quick kiss before walking away.

||•Meanwhile the events of the pilot•||

You had some business to attend to. You open a portal to the living room.

There sits your father drinking tea and solving a crossword. puzzle.

You rolled your eyes, it was time to set things straight.

You: Hello father, I presume you are available tomorrow for dinner.

Father: Yes I am, why (y/n)?

You: It has been a while since we have had a family dinner.

Father: AND FOR GOOD REASONS! *he slams his fists on the table*

You: It has been five years dad...

Father: EXACTLY ONLY FIVE! DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT HER!

You: of course I do! SHE WAS MY MOTHER!*quietly* ... bitch ...

Father: EXCUSE ME WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

You: *smiling* b-i-t-c-h! That spells bitch by the way...

You spoke to him as if he were at toddler.

Father: I KNOW HOW TO SPELL YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING WHORE!

He raised his hand to hit you as Alastor walked in the room.

Alastor: I'm back I eve~ WHAT HAPPENED HERE?

The glass coffee table was shattered along with your Father's mug the TV screen had a crack in the middle of it and there was ashes from the fireplace on the floor the couch cushions were all messed up.

You: Oh, uhh hi! *Nervous laughing* H-Howed it go?...

Alastor: *still in shock* I- good. Are you okay?

He put his arms around you and pulled you close for a kiss. The way you looked at each other, it was clear that you were in love.
Your father looked fuming angry.

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A/n: This is my first story and I hope you enjoy it because it will be a while for the next one!

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