Another quotes chapter because yes :D
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Four, near tears: I have the sex appeal of a math book!
Three: I don't know, dude, I've never met anyone that opened a math book and didn't say "fuck me".
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Meggy: Where's Mario?
Saiko: Doing stuff.
Meggy: I don't like the sound of that. Where's SMG4?
Saiko: Trying to stop Mario from doing the stuff.
Meggy: And Three?
Sakio: Trying to stop Four from stopping Mario from doing the stuff.
Meggy: Okay... And what are you doing here, Saiko?
Saiko: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping Three from stopping Four from stopping Mario from doing the stuff.
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Four: I tried to write 'I'm a functional adult' but my phone changed it to 'fictional adult' and i feel like that's more accurate.
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Four: Guys I have something to say, SMG3 and I are officially dating!
Meggy:
Tari:
Melony:
Saiko: Wait, that was ever a secret?
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Bob: Can you two stop being gay for 5 minutes lol
Four: Fuck you!
Three: What are you? Gay?
Four: You fucking wish. You just wish you were me.
Three: Oh yeah? Oh yeah?
Four: Yeah, you fucking stubborn asshole.
Three: *pushes him against the wall and they passionately make out*
Four: *doesn't stop him*
Bob: Huh
Four: I'm sorry did you need something you homophobe?
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Four: I hate how I always act stupid around my crushes...
Three: But you're always acting stupid?
Four:
Four: Don't think too hard about that.
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Mario: I'M TRYING TO CALL 911 BUT THE '9' BUTTON ISN'T WORKING!
Four: JUST FLIP YOUR PHONE UPSIDE DOWN AND USE '6'!
Three: *stops choking for a second* What the fu-
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Three: SMG4 and I are no longer dating.
Four: Three, that's a horrible way of saying we're married now!!!
~~~Four *accidentally brushes SMG3's hand with his own*
Three:
Three: *aggressively holds Four's hand*
Three, under his breath to Four: Fucking commit to it.
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Random brainrot (Mostly SMG34)
RandomRandom (mostly SMG34) brainrot! (Alternate title could probably be Oops! All Random Shit!) I'll probably fill this with oneshots, incorrect quotes, and art. Maybe some rants too. Enjoy, I guess? No lemon or other ships. Also a lot of this is probabl...