Okay so you probably think I'm an asshole. Which is probably true, this one time I made our maid wash my shirt twice in the same day. Just a little humor to lighten the mood you may be feeling. How is a guy like me, gonna face a girl like her. Shit I'm too damn scared to even ring her door bell. I wonder if she was white, would it be different. I never had a problem like this before in the lady department. I don't know how to talk to her. Do I use slang.... Do I talk normal.... Do I call her a bad bitch?
When I watch vine guys see "DAMN Baby you fine" and " DAMN you a bad bitch, can I have your number". But I don't think that Elaine is that type of girl you communicate with like that. She is so smart, I would know we have 5 out of 8 class together. And from her test scores, she'd just laugh at me. That's it she'd just laugh at me. My father told me "all you have to do to get a girl, is have money and make her smile". And I'm rich, plus I think those vine jokes are pretty funny, so she has to laugh.
It's settled... Tomorrow the boys and I are going over to the black squad table where she sits and make her laugh, plus a little horny. Hopefully we don't get beat up or thrown into the gang fights all the black kids have. "Lol I rep Blood" Brian says as he began to close his laptop.
*Ring Ring* Brian's phone as he began to check caller ID and pick it up.
YOU ARE READING
My name is Elaine...
Teen FictionHer name is Elaine Banks. She is a mystery. I am lost in her world where I don't even know if I will survive.... Bullshit!
