[BL]This Lazy Villain Wants To Sleep

This Is Absolute Bull

Last Time On.. TLVWTS

He chuckled, but it quickly led to blood spewing coughs, as his world faded and his eyes struggled to keep open, the muffled screams of his sister drowning into nothingness disappeared as he finally accepted that he was no more.

‘... Welcome, child ...
!... To Your New Life ...!’

"ZzzZz..."

‘... You Have Got To Be Kidding Me ...’
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‘... Ahem ...’

“Z zzZz..”

‘... Ahem! ...’

“Yawn.. mm ZzzZz...”

‘... Oh, you motherfu– WAKE UP!! ...’

“Wuh? Huh??... Where am I? I thought I would at least go to *Diyu or *Tiān's door.. not limbo. Now, what do you want? You've ruined a perfectly good nap..”

God, now going into his physical form, went towards Ming Yao while talking.

‘... Well, it sucks to suck doesn't it? You're not in limbo, and you're not at Diyu or Tiān. You, lazy ass cat- have been chosen to be rebirthed inside an otome! Isn't that neat?’

They stopped one when they were one foot apart from Ming Yao, slightly expecting a reaction of sorts from him.

“Uh-huh.. this reminds me of those stupid reincarnation stories my sister would squeal about at night and gasp loudly when something takes a turn and she wasn't expecting it.”

The god then pursed their lips in disappointment for hearing about this..

‘... You're serious..? ...’

Ming nodded his head, tiredness clear in his eyes is he let out a big yawn stretched out, some of his bones cracking as he lets out a sigh, “I'm very serious- especially about her being shameless enough to have read that kind of stuff around me.”

Ming shrugged as the god placed one of their hands on top of their brow and the other on their hips.

‘... I have the feeling that I may have made a huge mistake.. but that's too late now, and you're already set up for rebirthing. Might have to get your sister next - she may have been the one that was supposed to.. uh- die. ...’

Ming's resting eyebrows quickly shot upwards.

“Well, that is... I guess an unexpected turn of events. Also, if you were to try and rebirth her as anything...”

He let out a frustrated sigh, knowing exactly what she'd do, “She'd be too boy obsessed to focus on anything else that she'd need to get done.”

The Rebirthing God simply stared at him with such a now dead and lifeless expression.

'Well, since you are now dead. You can now consider this either your hell or heaven because you'll be doing this.... a lot...'

Ming stared a the God the exact same way. He sat down crossing his legs, putting his own hands against his face in such a despairing manner that it looked quite hilarious.

He began to mumble that this is just a dream, Pinching himself and then muttering, "Fuck." As his thoughts began to consume him, it was immediately interrupted by a boisterous laughter from the god himself.

'HAHAHA- Ahem. Your face of despair and your thoughts of travesty are absolutely amusing to me. I cannot wait to see what you do in this new life. Inside of a video game that you're might just even be familiar with because how much your sister talks about it..~'

The God laughed, And Ming was eventually on his hands and knees, literally begging to not go through that game because of explicit horror themes that his sister had mentioned. Ming DESPISED everything horror related. If you thought Ming's sister had taste for normal adventure romance games, then you'd be on the completely wrong path. She was into the horror romance type of Otome. Any games that dealt with murder mysteries, yandere or being the villain, she loved it.

Ming suddenly remembered something and his brain processed his own flashback.

'He glanced down into the bag once or twice, then took the game out and began to read tht bit of context / synopsis from the back. Looking from the front of the cover, it was completely innocent looking!!'

Ming had thoughts and said them out, "I thought that the game that I had gotten for my sister was going to be normal, that's what I thought at least, because she always goes for the most gruesome otome. The game looked so innocent from the front cover to the back symopsis...! I have been tricked by this game cover and even the description was normal!!"

The two stayed quiet before Ming began to feel a slight pain in his head and before passed out says, "This is BULLSHI—" now suddenly fading into the world of idolized horrors.

The rebirthing god suddenly sighed in content as soon as Ming disappeared.

'FINALLY! HOPE YOU ENJOY HELL.'

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