(UNOFFICIAL COVER) Soukoku Transfers To UA

Chapter Two

(Not me fr opening crunchyroll and finding the episode just to get this scene right *sobs*)

"Alright! As class representative it is my duty to facilitate the process from here!" The boy at the front says. 'Ah. He seems uptight. That'll be fun to mess with.' Dazai thinks as he sits at his desk silently. "If anyone has an idea, raise your hand!" He says, to which almost every hand in the room shoots up. "Yes! You, Kaminari!" The boy calls. A boy with yellow hair with a black, lightning bolt like stripe in his hair shoots up. "A maid cafe!" He says, then proceeding to go on and on about said cafe. "It is good to serve others." The boy at the front agrees. "-THATS WAY TO TAME!" A shorter, way shorter boy yells, "MINETA-" "A TOPLESS-" The shorter boy gets cut off by getting tied up in some sort of rope by a frog looking girl.

"Anyone wanna help me tie this off?" The frog looking girl asks. 'I like her already.' Dazai decides immediately.

~After a lot of shouting~

"Okay! I think we've got something from everyone.." The boy in the front says. "What about the new students? I didn't hear anything from them." Someone, Dazai can't tell who, points out. Everyone looks over at Dazai and Chuuya, some with expectant faces, some not. "A double suicide booth!" Dazai says simply, his tone sounding happier than expected for the words coming out of his mouth.
"I can't tell if you're being serious." Someone says, to which Dazai simply smiles. "Anyways..any suggestions from you, Nakahara?" Someone from the large crowd of students ask. "The only thing I'm currently interested in is beating this shit out of this dickhead, so no." Chuuya says flatly.

"Alright, then we'll just start with ruling some out..-" The girl in the front says, looking at the paper in her hand, "Anything inappropriate, impossible, or confusing.." she lists. This ends up knocking four things off the board. "Why'd ya even bother asking?" A blond boy asks, "Well- to be fair Bakubro, you did say a fight to the death..which wouldn't exactly be..ideal." A red head says. "Tch."

They end up knocking a few more things off. "What if we rolled all the food stuff into one big idea?" A kid with black hair asks, at this a lot of conversation erupts. "QUIET DOWN OR WE'LL NEVER GET ANYTHING DON-" The boy in the front begins to yell, cut off by the bell.

The teacher gets up from where he had been sleeping. "Well that was highly unproductive." He deadpans. "You better figure out what you want to do by tomorrow. Or we'll be going with my idea." He pauses, "An educational lecture." He finishes.

~ Lunch ~

Dazai sees Chuuya sit away from everyone else, deliberately to annoy him, for the most part, he walks over. "Chuuyaaa~" He drags, to which Chuuya responds with a "Fuck off."

"Hey, do you two want to sit with our group?" A voice asks behind Dazai. Dazai looks behind him by tipping his head backwards. The green haired kid. "Absolutely no- '' Chuuya begins. "Sure!" Dazai says happily, interrupting Chuuya. "N-'' Chuuya tries to yell, interrupted by Dazai grabbing him by the arm and yanking him off his chair. "THE HEL-" He starts to yell. "Uh- you don't have to if you don't want to-'' The green haired boy says, looking slightly concerned. Dazai smiles and nods, "Yeah, he doesn't have a choice!" He says happily. "O-oh- okay-.." The kid responds, "Well- the table is this way..-" He says, turning and beginning to lead the way.
"You bastard. Let me go." Chuuya snaps at Dazai. "Nope~!" Dazai smiles, dragging Chuuya along forcefully. "I hate you." Chuuya hisses under his breath. "Awwhh~ mannn~" Dazai whines, shoving Chuuya into one of the seats. "I'm going to get you food because you need to grow, Chibi." Dazai says, walking away. "I hope you get lost!" Chuuya calls after him. "Uh..can I ask you a question-?" A girl at the table speaks up, looking over at Chuuya. "I'd prefer you didn't, but sure." Chuuya responds flatly. "O-okay. Uhm. What is your guys' relationship..? Like, friends..enemies?" She asks. "I hate him. That's all you need to know." Chuuya says bluntly. "A-ah..I see-." She says.

"Oi. What the hell even is the use of your stupid quirk, shortass?" A voice speaks up, the same kid that asked Dazai about his bandages. Chuuya glances over. "The hell did you just call me?" Chuuya asks. "You're deaf too? I called you a shortass." The kid responds bluntly. Chuuya smiles, "You wanna know what the use of my quirk is, alright, I'll show you." He says.

The red aura fades in around the kid and the kid goes shooting up and slams into the cafeteria ceiling. Several students gasp and a few stand up. "CHIBI. STOP SLAMMING PEOPLE INTO CEILINGS. THIS IS THE FIFTH DAMN TIME THIS WEEK!" Dazai yells from across the cafeteria. "FIFTH TIME??!!" Several students yell, even more concerned than before.

~ Sometime After Dinner ~

"Where's the raid team?" Ojiro asks, "They're catching up with extra classes, we'll have to pick for them." Kaminari responds, stepping closer to the group. "And Bakugo?" Ojiro asks. "Sleeping.." Kaminari sighs. "Hey!" Mina sits up from where she's leaned back on the couch, "What about the new transfers?" she asks. "Uh..actually I don't know where they are..maybe unpacking in their rooms?" Kaminari responds. "Ah..probably.." Mina leans back again. "Now, back to planning. I have some thoughts about our list." Ida speaks up, looking at the computer screen. "We have obviously caused a lot of stress for the other students. So we should choose something that not only we will enjoy, but they will too." he says, "I agree. We should be aware of the trouble we have caused others." Yaoyorozu adds. "While in that state of mind, we should cut out all the food ideas. The students here are all used to Lunch Rush's cooking.." Ida says. "So then, we can focus on experiences." Yaoyorozu says, leaning forward and looking at the computer screen. "I still think a skit would be fun!" Jiro smiles, "Yeah..but watching amateurs perform might be boring and stressful.." Sero says. Mina shifts in her seat a little. "Hmph. Why don't we have a big dance party?!" She asks in a somewhat pouty tone.

"That's actually a good idea." Todoroki speaks up from the side of the room. "Wait, you mean you'd be into tha-" "WHAT THE FUCK!?!! GET THE HELL OUT!" Chuuya's voice yells from the second floor, followed by a thud on the floor. Everyone in the room looks up at the ceiling where the sound has come from. "...what was that..?" Mina asks, while Todoroki gets up and takes the laptop from Yaoyorozu. He seems unphased by the thudding. He opens 'Yap!Tube' and searches something up. "I don't know exactly what it's called.." he says. "Todoroki..how are you unphased..?" Mina asks. "Doesn't matter...here. Something like this." he turns the computer towards everyone else. "Wow. Not what I expected from Todoroki..uh, wait! Are you some kind of secret raver?!" Mineta yells.

Before Todoroki could respond, the elevator dings. Everyone looks over. Dazai walks into the room. "I just got thrown down a hallway! How are you guys today?" He smiles. "Uh..are you okay?!" Mina asks, "I'm fine." Dazai says, looking over. "What are you guys doing?" He asks. "Oh! We're planning for the festival!" Mina smiles happily. "Why were you thrown in the first place..?" Ojiro asks. "Well. I was in Chuuya's room while he was sleeping, and when he woke up, I asked him if he wanted to commit a double suicide, and he so rudely screamed at me to get out and threw me!!" Dazai says. "...double suicide..?" Yaoyorozu asks. "Yep!" Dazai smiles, leaning forward towards the group of students, "Hey, do you wanna commit double suicide?" he asks Yaoyorozu. "Wait what?!" Yaoyoruzu asks, taking a bit aback. "Nevermind, Dazai says, sitting down on the couch as everyone continues talking.

"Anyways...none of us really knows how to dance..no one wants to see a cringy routine." Sero voices, changing the topic. "No prob!! I got you, fam!" Mina sits up excitedly. "I trust her skills wholeheartedly." Kaminari states. "Hold it! We'll need some serious jams if we're really doing this!" Mineta says. "Well if we're talking about music.." Hagakure turns towards Jiro.

~After some planning~

As the students are talking and planning their festival activity, Dazai glances over and notices the laptop loading a new video. He watches it load until a man appears on the screen, cutting off the video load. He leans back, putting his feet on the table, closing the laptop with one of his feet without anyone even noticing his movement. "Alright!! We can start getting official plans tomorrow!" Kaminari smiles.