Baby You Light Up My World Like Nobody Else

Self-Defense 101 With Zayn Malik

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ZAYN'S POV

I went to Liam's bedroom, where Louis was with the inspector and I joined him.

"I will teach her self-defense," I whispered-yelled.

"Okay," Louis winked, "You know what to do."

END RECAP

I walked to the bedroom where Harry put Sam. Her hair was all over the place on the bed and she was asleep. I went to rub her forehead to wake her up, but I felt a hand grab me and flip me over the bed. As I got up, a sleepy Sam was hiding on the other side, afraid of what I'll do next.

"Wow," I moaned in pain, "That was impressive, but you're sitting on that bed right now for a small punishment. I'm surprised Harry is letting me do this to you."

She obeyed me and I sat behind her. I jerked her head to one side and moved her hair off of her neck and I held her tightly. I leaned down and connected my lips to her neck and allowed them to brush up and down her skin. She started to moan but I put my hand over her mouth and went back to work. Without warning, I started to suck on her neck. Harry entered the room and he was shocked.

"Zayn!" Harry snapped, "I saw the camera footage. Don't punish her. She was using self-defense on you! You wanted to teach that to her. Remember?"

I removed my lips and stood up be Harry. He whacked the back of my head and I left to get some supplies for her training.

SAM'S POV

What the fuck just happened? I felt that a hand was moving closer to me, so I grabbed it and little did I know that I flipped the person over my bed. While that was cool, I was in shock. When I looked down, I found Zayn on the ground, moaning in pain from what I did. He almost punished me completely and Harry rescued me from a love bite.

"Harry," I groaned, "What are we doing?"

"Your training starts soon, love," Harry smirked, "We will teach you every technique of self-defense possible. Louis will discuss terms with you and one of us will test you. And I mean out of the 5 of us. If you fail, you will be punished by that person. Zayn will most likely finish off what he started, Louis will finish what he started. That is, if they're the ones punishing you. I have no idea about Niall or Liam will do and I'll keep my thing a surprise."

"Okay," I salute him, "You alright, Zayn?"

"My back hurts a little, but I'll live," Zayn answered, "Lets start your training, now."

He and Harry got off the bed and they both extended their hands out to me and I took both of them. I smirked at Harry and I winked at him. They then dragged me to a dojo, where I was instructed to remove my TOMS. I stepped onto the mat and Zayn joined me.

"Okay," He said, "Let's get started. Punch me in the face."

"Are you crazy, Malik?" I snapped.

"Just do it, Sam." He sneered.

Rude! I got my hand into a fist and I went to punch Zayn. He grabbed my fist before it could contact his face. I went to punch him with my other hand, it he grabbed it as well. This angered me and I went to kick him where the sun doesn't shine and he moved my wrists into his left hand and he grabbed my foot with his right hand.

"Lesson one, expect the unexpected," He explained.

He flipped me over and I tumbled onto my feet. He then went to punch me, but I grabbed his wrist and I kicked his feet out from under him. He hit the ground with a thud.

"I guess you got an F," I snapped before helping him up.

Harry noticed what happened and he tried to attack me. After Zayn got up, I pushed him away and I attacked Harry. Before he could kick me, I had his ankle in my grasp and I flipped him onto his back with him groaning in pain.

"Wow," Zayn exclaimed, "You passed two tests in one hour. I'm impressed."

"Thanks," I smirk.

LOUIS'S POV

I was watching Zayn train Sam from my office with a camera and she just knocked down both him and Harry. Wait until she deals with Niall.

"NIALL!" I yelled, "GET YOUR ARSE OVER HERE, NOW!"

Niall trudged to desk with crumbs on his face. He smirked, wiped the crumbs away and sat down. His hair was messier than usual and he was getting sleep out of his eyes.

"Yeah, Lou?" Niall asked, "What do you want?"

"Wake up, leprechaun!" I screamed as I slapped him, which woke him up. "Now listen," I snapped, "You and Liam don't know that we are testing Sam for self-defense. Liam told me about the fight and I didn't believe a girl can do something like that."

"She threw me against a wall, Louis," Niall smirked, "I couldn't feel my back for a day."

"I am sending you to the dojo where Sam is training with Zayn," I planned, "There, you will test her and I will watch from here. If you win, you get to punish her however you want. Go, leprechaun and don't fail me."

NIALL'S POV

I walked to the dojo where Zayn and Sam were meditating. Even if I lose, I have Karina to help me get rid of the pain. I took my shoes and socks on and I got warmed up by Harry.

"She's tougher than ever, mate," Harry warned me, "She almost murdered me."

"Thanks for the warning," I smirked, "I'll give her payback for sure."

But before I could even finish stretching, my feet fell from under me. As I stood up, I saw Zayn cracking up and Harry was in stitches. I started to attack Sam, but she dodged me and I crashed again but into Liam, who was on the phone with Danielle.

"I'll call you back, babe," Liam groaned in pain.

I helped Liam up and the three other lads were dying of laughter and Sam was blushing because she beat up a- three guys. Louis entered in barefeet and I could tell that this was going to be intense.

"I can't believe you let her beat you guys!" Louis snapped, "I guess I'll fight her now and show her no mercy."

Sam grabbed Louis's hand and she flipped him over.

"Lesson one," Sam giggled, "Expect the unexpected."

She pulled him up and threw him against the wall. Sam then stepped closer to Louis and snarled in his ear.

"Lesson two, I am the ultimate ninja!"

Louis ran off with his tail between his legs. I excused myself and went to visit Karina.

"Niall!" Karina exclaimed, "What happened?"

"Well," I explained, "We were training that other girl and she kinda hurt my back."

I plopped down on the bed and Karina massaged my back and planted kisses all over my collarbones as I fell asleep with my head in her lap.

SORRY THIS WAS A FILLER CHAPTER! SONG IS I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU FROM MULAN! STORY BEHIND THAT:

I was at a speech tournament last year and we were playing ninja. My friend, Danny, was out and I was the only one from my school that was in. He started playing the song as I fought and it was distracting me. Luckily, I still had both hands in and then, Danny played it in someone else's ear and they got out and I somehow ended up winning the game.

AND THIS CHAPTER IS DEDICATED TO @PrincessDirectioner FOR MAKING ME AN AWESOME COVER! YOU GO, GIRL!

THERE'S YOUR EXPLANATION OF THE SONG(: BYE!

-Sam<3