RANDOM SHORT STORIES

Umm

One upon a time in a faraway kingdom called

doucheland

There lived an ugly douche who hated

everything 

And decided to kill everything

but when he killed everything, he turned into a girl as karma

He got angry because his bewbs weren't big enough

and that no one could see how fab he was

So he went on an adventure

to get a pill that gave him bigger boobs.

And off he went to boobla- SRRY IM STOPPING THIS, ITS TERRIBLE (it went downhill from here)