Tell me a lie

Chapter 12- walking in the forest

Niall's POV

I was nicely enjoying my slumber, dreaming about pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows when I heard a sudden knocking at the front door. Blah. I can't be fucked to get it. Greg can.

5 minutes passed and I figured Greg wasn't in so I had to get my lazy butt up and answer the door. When I had reached the bottom of the stairs I could hear yelling on the other side of the door. "Open up! Please! Niall?! Are you home?!" A female voice was yelling. I recognise that voice. Kaylin!  

"NO! I'M LYING IN A DITCH WITH AN ALPACA CALLED BORRIS!" I yelled back as I unlocked the door. Zayn and Kaylin were both standing there, panting. I raised an eyebrow in suspicion. After a long awkward silence filled with stares I asked , "yes?" They both blinked back into reality. 

"Right sorry. I'm just glad to see you're..." Zayn trailed off. 

"I'm what?" I ask in confusion. 

"Glad to seeeeee you're.....awake! Yes glad to see you're awake!" He nodded to himself to see if his answer sounded right. Idiot. 

"Riiiiight and I'm glad to see the unibot apocalypse hasn't started yet." I rolled my eyes. 

"The uni-what?" Kaylin asked. 

"Unibot. The robot unicorns that could be coming to invade in years to come." I explained. 

"And what makes you think that unicorn robots will come invade?" She replied.  

"Did you ever wonder why the unicorns became extinct? They were all kidnapped and turned into robots and are lining up now as we speak to get revenge on us for making up myths about them." I tell them my theory. (a/n this could happen so be warned and ready to attack just in case!) They both just laugh at my story. 

"Right, anyways. Why'd you leave school early young man!" Zayn scolded me, in a fatherly way. 

"I felt ... ill. And the teacher said if I don't feel right I could go home." I lied. 

"Which teacher?" He said, not believing me. 

"Miss Buxton." I randomly chose. Miss Buxton is a really nice Scottish English teacher. Yea... I know. Confuzling. 

"Okay. Any reason you left before we had to do our music lesson?"  

"Nope." I say popping the 'p'. 

" Alrighty then. Just to let you know, parents evening is coming up soon and you need to schedule a meeting with the teachers you want to see," Kaylin told me. I hugged her and we said our goodbyes, leaving me alone again. There's fuck all to do in this town. I might just go for a walk. Yeah. I'll do that. A long stroll in the park is a good thing to do.  

I go get my money from upstairs and slip on my shoes. I went into the kitchen to get a quick snack when I saw a note in the side. ' 

'Niall,  

Gone to get some more food and pick up a friend. See you later, Greg'

it read. I scrunched it up and threw it into the bin. I quickly found and ate a packet of Jammy Dodgers and skipped out the house. I have no clue where I'm going but I soon find myself at a beautiful forest. I must be on the border line of London then. There's no chance you could find a forest like this in London unless it's made out of plastic and cardboard and is being used for a west end show.  

As I pondered deeper and deeper into the forest, I get a feeling that I'm going to get lost. Pooie. The sun is setting quite fast. It's only February but it still gets quite dark, mildly early. Bugger that. I can just use my phone.... sugar I forgot my phone! Oh fuck a duck with a rubber fork which has a marshmallow at the end of it!  

So I carry on walking around for about 1 or 2 hours and finally decide I'm lost. Bugger. As I turn to my left ... or is it my right? Bah it doesn't matter. I find a run down Tree House fort. What? Its the middle of nowhere! Why would someone build a Tree House in a forest near London?!?! That person must be one crazy ass mofo...  

I walk into the fort and find its in good condition. There's a sofa in one corner of room, a mini fridge sat next to a TV set and a room which I soon found out was a toilet and shower. The whole place it's self looks like new inside. It almost seems like someone lives here and expected company. The mini fridge is packed with fresh food and drinks. I wonder who lives here. I guess I'll never know.  

I sit down on the sofa and turn on the TV while taking a sip of fanta I got from the fridge. I must've been watching Television for a while because when I look outside again it looks around midnight and I'm really tired. I might as well crash here tonight.

DON'T EVEN SAY IT! I DON'T NEED TO HEAR (OR READ) THE HATE FOR THIS TERRIBLE CHAPTER! the boys would be so disappointed in me. 

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