Oh Chad, What Have You Done to Me?? //Chad Grier Fanfic\\

"Nash has big titties"

I woke up in the morning not sure of where I was. Ugh, i had the weirdest dream ever last night. Wait. Oh no, I'm in Chads house. none of that was a dream...Chad Grier was really pregnant with my children.

I went into his room only to find him still sleeping. What a slob. Now I know where Nash got it from.

Nash.

Even though I had started to develop feelings for Chad, it was still a sore subject. After all we were together for almost a year.

Erasing the subject from my mind I decided to go and make myself some breakfast. I got into the kitchen and, not knowing where anything was, I started rummaging through the cupboards. Man, Chad has some gross foods. Like seriously, all I wanted was some cereal. But instead I found about thirty tubs of Whey protein. (like the kind in Nash's youtube video) What is wrong with this man? I finally found a box of decent cereal and looked in the fridge for milk. I grabbed the milk and right as I was about to pour it into the bowl the expiration date caught my eye:

Best if used by 3/14/2012

THIS MILK EXPIRED THREE YEARS AGO! Yup, I think I might just skip breakfast for today. As I was walking to the trashcan to dispose of the milk, something weird caught my eye. I dropped the milk. It was behind the trashcan that I saw a tiny switch that is usually used to turn room lights on. Hmm that's very suspicious and I am very curious as to what might happen if I did indeed flip the switch.

So......

I flipped the switch.

There was rumbling and an outline of a big door was forming just at behind the trash can. I pushed it aside and looked at the door. My eyes were wider than Chads personally sized toilet seat.

As I stared the door it became more visible and when I tried to push it open a wave of electricity shocked my whole body. "OUCHIE MAMA!!" I roared. I immediately covered my mouth and turned around looking at the stairs to see if Chad woke up. To my luck, he hadn't.

I sighed in relief and looked back at the door. "Password is required for entrance." Spoke a monotone voice that I couldn't find where it came from.

A password.......

I suddenly thought of the only phrase that might help me in this situation.

"Nash has big titties?" I spoke uneasy and closed my eyes.

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"ACCESS GRANTED"

Holy cow.

I sighed in relief and pushed through the door only to find a stairway that leads underground.

I carefully walked down the stairway where most bugs and CACKROACHES hid in every corner. It was very dusty and moldy...... Like Nash's secret stash of condoms.

When I was done walking about 7 flights of stairs I came across a long narrow hallway with holes in the wall lighting my way.

I wondered. What could Chad be keeping here?
Does Nash know about this? What is he hiding down here? Do I want to know?

OF COURSE I DO!

As I asked myself these questions I etched closer to the black pit at the end.

When I came closer I realized that there was a room hidden in here.

The room had no door so I tried to peek and see what was in there, but it was too dark.

I searched for a light switch and was relieved when I saw one on the wall.

So......

I flipped the switch.

BAD IDEA.

I REPEAT.

BAD IDEEEAAAAA

What I saw in that room was not just traumatizing, but I knew, after what I just saw, that I will never see Chad the same way again.