I hate that I love you

10

An older man stands outside the gym and sighs. He looks down at his watch and glances at the chatty students inside. 'Twenty minutes. Where the hell are those two?' As of being summoned Myles and (N) run up to the older man and pant. (N) looks down at Myles and laughs. "How do you show up late to practice?! Ha! I'm imagining you being late to the real thing!" "Shut up! You're late too!"

"Ahem! Please can we start the graduation practice?" The two stop arguing and look at the old man. "S-Sorry Mr Takanabe! I accidentally set my alarm for pm not am!" "Same here! Sorry!" Myles eyes (N) suspiciously and snickers. "Really? Cause I woke up to a notification saying you were online at 5:32 a.m." The taller male pulls the shorter male into a headlock.

"Wait! Wait! Stop! My hair! (N) my hair!" Takanabe's eyes twitch and he hits the two on the head. "Stop now or I'll put in a request to put dumb and dumber on your degrees." The two immediately released each other and stood straight. Takanabe sighs and leads the two inside.
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"Pay up bitch!" "Fuck." Noah slaps a twenty on the table and Rose grins. Myles raises an eyebrow and (N) chuckles. "You two really bet on us being late?" "My lesbian powers told me that you two gay bitches would be late." Noah scoffs and glares at the couple. "I really had faith in you guys." Myles leans into (N) and shrugs. "Sorry?"

Jun and Sky smile at the couple and laugh. (N) looks at the two confused. "What are you two smiling about?" Sky hums in response. "You and Myles. Even though you guys are dating you still continue to argue." Jun grins and nods. "Now we just wait for the wedding." Rose shoots her hand up and yells. "Ooo ooo! Me me me! I wanna be the bridesmaid!"

Noah chuckles and shakes his head. "They're both guys. There's no need for a bridesmaid. I'll be the best man of course." "No! I'll be the best man!" "You can't do that!" "I can and I will. Back off Noah before I put a curse on you!" "For the last time, you do not have powers!" Sky covered Rose's mouth before she could yell back.

"So Myles what kind of flowers do you want at your wedding?" "Hmm, I think lilacs are nice." "(F/f)." Myles sits up and looks at (N). "(F/f) are better." "No. Lilacs are." "(F/f)." "Stop trying to ruin my wedding!" "Your wedding?! It's our wedding!" "Not anymore! I'll just marry myself!" "What?!"

The four friends watch in amusement as the two begin to argue over a nonexistent wedding. "There they go again." "Dumb and dumber." (N) pinches Myles's cheeks and looks at the four. "He's dumber right?" Myles whines and pulls away. "No I'm dumb and you're dumber!" "No, I'm dumb!" "No, I'm dumb!" "I'm dumb!"

The sound of a menu hitting the table draws the student's attention. A middle-aged woman smiles forcefully. "I'm sorry but you six need to leave."
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"Way to go dumb and dumber. You got us kicked out." Myles and (N) point at each other and yell. "It was his fault!" "No, it was your fault!" The four slowly back away as the two start arguing again. The friends all shared the same thought as they rounded the corner. 'I'll die of a migraine before they get married.'