In Hell of the Imp City that the I.M.P building.
The sound of the busy streets can be heard in the background.The transitions to a closed door labeled "IMP Headquarters", with a crude sign made from a sheet of notebook paper that reads, "Meeting in progress" with a smiley face drawn next to it by the I.M.P door
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Inside the Meeting Room
Blitzo is walking in front a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees "Alright.Now, I know business has been...a bit slow lately, yes.It's no one's fault, okay?I'm not naming any names here..." he looks at Moxxie "Moxxie." Moxxie gives him an incredulous look in response.
"Now, does anyone have...any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?" Blitzo said as Millie eyes sparkling "What about a car wash!" Blitzo disagreed of that "This is Hell, Millie.No one cares about cars being clean here, okay?" He thinks for a second
"Wh-Ooh! What about a billboard?" He waves his hands with an enthusiastic flair as sparkles fly out.
Moxxie rolls eyes "We can't afford a billboard, sir." Blitzo wraps his arm over Moxxie's shoulder "Helpful, Moxxie.Really glad you're in the room right now." He pushes Moxxie away "Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?" He said grabbing his remote for the TV.
Blitzo turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do.Blitzo whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, and Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs.Then everyone watching the TV, with Loona, Millie, and Blitzo eating popcorn except Moxxie.
"Ahh, those were the good times." Moxxie didn't want that "I don't need any reminding, sir.Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week.One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel...nobody watches." Blitzo looked offended "Uh, hey.Excuse me?What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, alright?It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bulls***!" Millie agrees "People love musicals, sir." Blitzo happily replied to her "Exactly, Millie!And we're basically doin' a musical." He does jazz hands "Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?" Moxxie tries to explain to him "Sir--" But he was cut off by his boss "'Cause, right now?All I see is just my dad's ***hole talking to me!Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside." Millie smiley look at her husband "Are you tryin' to crush his dreams, Moxxie?" Moxxie tries to said "I--What?" He look at his wife as Millie said in flirtatiously "I thought I knew you." She playfully sticks her tongue out at him as Moxxie blushes and rolls his eyes affectionately.
"I can't believe you, Moxxie!" Blitzo tearfully holds up an employee of the month plaque with Moxxie's picture on it "After I made you employee of the month!" Moxxie looked defeated "Okay, sir!I'm sorry; a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theatre.Nobody actually likes the jingles!" But Millie loves the jingles "I liked it." Moxxie's eye twitch "Do not--" He points at Millie "Do not agree with him in front of me!" He said not wanting his wife to agree with his boss.
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The I.M.P. commercial
Blitzo was on the screen tv "Hi, there! I'm Blitzo! The "o" is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P.!" Blitzo gestures to the logo as it appears on screen, then disappears.Two pictures of Blitzo in different scenarios show while he speaks.The first shows him wearing two top hats through his horns, a monocle, and twiddling a fake mustache, while standing outside of a burning building with a sign that reads "Orphanage for Elderly Blind Newborn Dogs" appears.The second shows Blitzo wearing an angel costume at a coffeehouse happily throwing an empty coffee cup in a trash can, instead of the recycling bin right next to it.
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