Fizzarolli: "Oh fuck, Mammon is gonna notice that. Ozzie! Where did my foundation go?!"
Asmodeus: "This is the 10th year in a row you've done this stupid pageant, Froggie. And you win every time! How come you're always so dead set on this?"
Fizzarolli: "I wanna make Mammon proud, okay? He's- really passionate about the craft of clown. He expects perfection, so I- I gotta be perfect."
Asmodeus: "Fizz, you ain't perfect! Nobody is! How abooout, you sit this one out, and let someone else take the spotlight? You deserve a break. Or a vacation, where you don't have to fend off creeps the entire time."
Fizzarolli: [Scoffs] "I had to fend off creeps before the robots, I just have thirstier ones, now. Besides, I just- have to do this!"
Asmodeus: "Lemme rephrase: I don't like how many creeps you have now, thanks to Mammon. And I don't like designing sex toys with your likeness for him! Pretty sure you feel the same."
Fizzarolli: "I just don't think about it, a toy is a toy! Look, Ozz, I'm fine. Working for Mammon is a big deal to me. He's been my idol since I was five, I can't just- not compete! I'd be letting him down! Th-the fans down!"
Asmodeus: "Mammon can eat my ass. In a bad way. Fizz, I've known that guy since the start of Hell, and He. Fucking. Sucks. Always has! He doesn't even do clown shit anymore. [Sighs] I just don't want you doing all this for someone's approval. Sometimes heroes let you down."
Fizzarolli: "I know, Ozz. But this- i-is for me. I don't wanna lose."
~Meanwhile/Going back and forth~
Eating sounds.
Blitzø: [Mouth full] "Yello?"
Asmodeus: "Is this- Fizz's former bestie, then lifelong enemy, then recent hero, now newly rekindled sort of friend, Blitzø?"
Blitzø: "Ehn, that is a weird way to put it, but eeyup, that's me."
Asmodeus: "This is Asmodeus."
Blitzø: "Oh shit, the big Ozz himself! Heh, is there a reason you're calling me on the weekend Your sin- sinness? Sinfulness? Sin- [stammering] Royal, big man?"
Asmodeus: "You've lived rent free in Fizz's head for years, so I can't help feel he values your take on things."
Blitzø: "Yeah, I was the one who usually had the stronger opinions. Yeah like, like one time, he tried convincing me that juggling was cool, but it's only a little cool at best. - Look, he's deadset on re-entering Greed's yearly clown pageant."
Blitzø: [Sarcastically] "Wow, big fucking surprise there."
Asmodeus: "I was hoping to have some- backup in convincing him that this thing is a waste of time."
Blitzø: "What? why? Doesn't he always win?"
Asmodeus: "'Cause Mammon is a selfish, manipulative, piece of shit!"
Y/n slips out of Loona's room.
Y/n: "Who's yelling? Loona and Via almost woke up."
Blitzø: "Asmodeus."
Asmodeus: "Is that Y/n? I still have to pay her back for the milk."
Blitzø: "He wants to pay you back for the milk."
Y/n: "Don't mention it."
Blitzø: "She said it's fine. Back to the Fizz thing."
Asmodeus: "Right. And Fizz doesn't listen to me when I try to tell him that."
Blitzø: "Well, my special skills are killing things without giving fucks- and pointing out people's flaaaws... Alright, count me in!"
Y/n: "Huh?"
Blitzø: "Also Y/n's going."
Y/n: "Wait. I didn't volunteer to--"
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Millie and Moxxies Daughter
FanfictionY/n is Millie and Moxxie's daughter after a small accident she ends up being sixteen. Join her and her adventures in IMP.