I Got Booted

Chapter 1 Booted

"Twenty years ago, the whole world got fucked over yeap, there's nothing like a big old, bio weapon to turn the masses into a buch of mindless corpses walking around. Except me ,and a bunch of stragglers that are pretty invincible, there are some people who survived ,and some of them were involved in this cluster fuck , so what did I do? Band, together with the not so not chicken shit, or undead genius, about twenty undead mobsters, a banker, a veterinarian, and a preacher we punished the fuckers but another of there crazy contraptions zoomed my butt into the past!"

As ,I found myself walking past this well with no water " That's fucked up!" As, I walk quietly into this village the people look at me weird okay I am pale, and not dressed like anyone here.

They ,ran going to get this old lady " Be gone demon!" She threw some sort of stuff in my face...I'm not a demon! " Do ye know Kagome?" No mam, but in my past memories, I seem to remember it somehow!

"Strange!" Well, I wish I could tell you the future stays bright and is all roses, but that would be a big fucking lie! Excuse ,my language please! She just looks at me, as if she's staring into my soul.

" What, happened to ye?" A more suitable question is ,what hasn't but there's nothing anyone from here can do to change it! Thanks, for the thoughts though! I offered a smile.

" Child ye must tell me everything!" Lady Kaede, I'm from the future but I'm thinking, mine is more distant than Kagome! Some , bad people made the masses like mindless undead, only some of us are like myself or survived but my gang and I , punished those responsible then I somehow ended up here!

" That, would explain the blood on ye hands!" I nod leaving out the part where, I have to eat fresh, raw bloody meat to satisfy my cravings!
"Are ye hungry?" How ,about this I'll go catch something for dinner!

"You? How helpful!" Is the river nearby? "Further, wonder past the grove!" I'll, be back after while! I ran out in that direction ,and yeap there's a river ,with ladies washing clothes ,so I go further down out of sight.

I go under the deep water ,catching a fish quickly I ate it there ,so people wouldn't see I can't die anyway. I caught a few fish ,and got some oysters, I found bringing them out when I got back...

"Child, ye got fish?" And ,some oysters! I say with a smile then I look at a bunch , that seem familiar in my past memories " Who are you?" Jessica ,and you all?

" Are you American?" I look at this Asian girl...Yeah, back before the world gets fucked to hell! I look around at the shocked bunch..I apologize there just hasn't been anything, to be happy about until recently don't let my funk pull you down!

So, your from a shrine or something right? " How ,did you know?" Just a lucky guess! "So what exactly happened?" Biological warfare, most people are turned into mindless zombies, then there's those like me , and the normals which some of the fuckers caused it my friends and I punished those responsible and I got my ass zoomed here somehow!

" So you're not normal?" No, but if your scared I'll go! " Heh , I ain't scared of any woman!" Good , to know Inuyasha! " How , are you different?" The fox kid asked...I'd rather not say because, it may make some of you uncomfortable!

" Come on it can't be that bad, it's not like you eat brains!" Kagome laughed... I have to satisfy my cravings for , raw bloody meat not necessarily brains though! " Huh?" Kagome looks scared.

I , didn't want to say anything else to scare them ,at the moment... Your, all good I ate a fish earlier! I hear a sigh of relief , and I giggled...If, it makes you all feel better I still prefer, to kill an animal only when I have too ,would I kill someone but they usually turn, speedy and hot foot it out of my sight!

" Have you done that?" Yes, Dr Sing , I gnawed his fucking head off ! I look at their disgusted looks..and then " Senorita , she gave them what they deserved, and then some she's one sexy lady!" Julio, you got zoomed here too? " Beautiful, I got zooted and booted!"