" Julio, you're booted? What did they do, kick or yeet your undead ass out that black hole?" I giggled.
Jessica, I am just a lonely man waiting to feast my eyes on you!" Behave, Julio you might be a bad influence on our young friends !" Tut, tut nah I'll be a perfect gentleman ,as long as I get to keep you warm tonight! He purrs slapping my ass, snaking his arms around kissing my neck.
Julio-Undead Mobster
I , look around at blushing faces " Julio they aren't open, about sex subjects here so can it a little!"
He purrs in my ear...I'll, try my queen but no promises! "Oh really Julio? I ,don't think you can behave for long though!" I giggled.You ,wouldn't make your favorite hottie wait! He went to posing like sexy pictures laying on his side , unzipping half way, he took his jacket of flexing his muscles I laughed I whisper " Julio, you better tone it down ,these horny housewives are sneaking peeks!"
He spun around all theatrical..That's , my girl full of sass and sexy! Inuyasha coughs scratching his chin, Miroku asks.. Do you have children? "No , but our genius friend said because the shit, that made us this way I can but if my mind went haywire no so I'm good yes I can!"
I ,don't mean to sound rude but you don't smell dead! No offense! " None taken Sango, our bodies regenerated instead of, turning to rot like the mindless ,we are hard to kill and have excellerated healing! " Actually, we look much younger than we are ! " That's true Julio!"
How old are ye then? " Lady Kaede , before everything happened I was fourty two years old, but that's been twenty years ago so I'm at least sixty two!"
You are so pretty! " Thanks Kagome!" And you? Kaede asks Julio... Ah, I was fourty nine waiting on a grandchild ,then all this happened and so I'm about seventy or so!
You ,two had children? I looked at Inuyasha" Oh no , all those like us banned together to punish, those that caused us to watch our loved ones ,as mindless dead we had different families, but we are all family now!"
" Lady Kaede, I can help you cook I do still eat cooked foods, now and then!" Ye can ! Then Julio...Well, I'm helping too Granny Kaede ,must've been a hottie in her day! I giggled.
He rolls his eyebrows ,and winked playfully as she blushed...Wait, how did you know our names? " You were part of some stories ,but our memories got jumbled like a fog !" Miroku comes over by me...May I ?
He held my hand looking at it...Your, lifeline forked here and continues!... That ,sounds about right it forked alright, it's like Daddy said if your going to mess up do a good job of it! I smiled Miroku grins.
I look at her ...So, Kagome now you can tell your mom all zombies aren't " Ahh uh growl" while drooling I did this, mimicking the action she actually laughed a little.
" Cut these up !" Yes mam ! I cut the veggies very fast " Peel these!" Yes mam Kaede! I peeled ,fast they were done in less than a minute . They ,all talked about there travels looking for the jewel shards ,then I began remembering bit and pieces ,of the story but I sat quietly while the food bubbles.
Then Julio growls his face and arms transform partly, pale pity white,, and black streaks, then I smelled it I growl " Julio, we have to keep them away from the village!" I said..Looking back...Stay here! Julio growled out.
" Julio, if you're not back in an hour I'm coming!" I'll be back! He ran off I growl " You better!" What, is out there it doesn't smell of demon? " Inuyasha, others like us but there hungry, so he's leading them away to the forest!"
Demon, Lady Kaede demon! I walk outside " It's her but how is it her?" Excuse, me who are you looking for?Demoness, we all want to fight for your hand! " Whoa buddy, I'm human or rather an undead one but I'm flattered that you all would want, to but I kind of have someone who likes me already! "We,can all love you then! " What? So you mean polyamory?" Then a a white haired demon...Exactly! " Stay away from her Sesshomarou!"
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I Got Booted
Fanfiction"Twenty years ago, the whole world got fucked over yeap, there's nothing like a big old, bio weapon to turn the masses into a buch of mindless corpses walking around. Except me ,and a bunch of stragglers that are pretty invincible, there are some p...