basically a south park fic but the characters are based off of me and my friends,
quotes from chapters:
"@gaywithStan can you make me a story about pregnant men?" - Kenny chapter 1
"maybe later, my schedule is full with making you ginger again🥱"...
EVERYONE(expect Clyde cause idk what to do for him) from the groupchat is currently outside of Cartman's window, they are holding hair dye SPECIFICALLY ginger hair dye and are ready to dye his hair.
"Okay, everyone you know what to do?" said Kyle, "Yeah, dye his hair and leave but if he wakes up take the baseball bat and knock him out." Kenny responded back.
"Alright lets go in!"
As the boys break into the house through Cartman's window they realize that Cartman is still awake on his compute talking to... HIS E-KITTEN??? OK GUYS WHO THE FUCK IS CATFISHING.
Cartman looks at them and then Stan screams "QUICK THE BAT KNOCK HIM OUT GUYS!!"
Kyle hits Cartman so hard he flies out the window.
"HAHAHHA HOLY SHIT GUYS LOOK AT HIS MESSAGES TO HIS E-KITTEN ON DISCORD AHHHH" Butters wheezes.
"OH GREAT NOW WE HAVE TO PULL HIM UP TO THE WINDOW." Kenny says angrily.
"Fuck that lets dye his hair and leave him outside the fuck he gonna do to us he probably wont even remember being born." Craig says in his usual tone.
"HOLY FUCK. Sorry forgot you was here" Stan SCREAMS at Craig. He screamed SO FUCKING LOUD that Cartman's mom ran in and turned on the light.
"Oh hello Cartman's friends! What are you doing here??"
"Wouldnt call him my friend but OK." Craig whispers.
"OH! Hi Mrs. Cartman were just uhhh.. dying Cartman's hair?? He wanted us too!" Kyle lies to her.
"Oh alright! Carry on then!" Cartman's mom then walks out the room and goes back to her bed.
"Ok guys lets jump out this window and dye this fatasses hair." Kyle says, everyone agrees and they jump out the window ALMOST breaking their ankles.
They start dying his hair FINALLY after HOURS. Once they finish the walk away.
"GOD I HOPE HIS HAIR FALLS OUT." Stan says to the group.
"We should shave his head next" Kyle agrees.
They all walk to their houses and fall asleep.
IN THE GROUPCHAT.
discordmod: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK GUYS.
gaywithStan: hmm what??
discordmod: YOU KNOCKED ME OUT AND DYED MY HAIR?? THEN JUST LEFT ME ON THE GROUND???
whore: yeah we couldnt pick yo fatass up the fuck??
discordmod: AND I WAS TALKING TO MY KITTEN TOO??
gaywithKyle: your "kitten" is probably some 69(haha funny number) year old man catfihing you because he likes little boys.
discordmod: nuhuh, we did face revels even though i got mine on google..
gaywithStan:
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discordmod: KYS.
gaywithStan: srry my schedule is full, maybe later??
⚠️𝙲𝙷𝙰𝙿𝚃𝙴𝚁: 𝙴𝙽𝙳. 𝙼𝙾𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 𝙽𝙴𝚇𝚃 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃 𝙾𝙵 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙾𝚁𝚈.⚠️
A/N: hey yall i know its been awhile BUTT im making like 50 other stories and schools a bitch so yk. I hope you enjoyed this chapter even thoigh its shit and i have an idea for the next xhapter BTW if you read this and by any chance ship Style PLEASE read my Style story called "learning to live" tyyy!! byebye!!!
