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Lion : man zebra your pretty short
Zebra:  oxymoron!
Lion: you calling me a moron steak!  I will make you steak
Zebra: No you said pretty and short there to seperate words they. .. Oh never mind
Lion : huh !
Zebra :moron!
Lion: oh I get it now
Zebra: im getting you hearing aids for christmas

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